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Funky: No time, I gotta run.
*He squeezes himself into the Corvette and Clarence speeds off*
*He squeezes himself into the Corvette and Clarence speeds off*
Mike : Woag * He goes to walk back home but he gets run over by a car *Funky: No time, I gotta run.
*He squeezes himself into the Corvette and Clarence speeds off*
Clarence: G*****n cops on our tail.Mike : Woag * He goes to walk back home but he gets run over by a car *
Agent number 2 : Man that donut shop ro- * He pulls out comically large goggles and sees funky * OH IT'S ON * He pushes the pedal and chases *
Mike on the car window : ymour smmooshimg mm facm
Agent2 : * Calls agent 1 : found themClarence: G*****n cops on our tail.
*He slams the gas*
*Funky notices this*Agent2 : * Calls agent 1 : found them
Agent : Ah yeah we're going to get them , what could possibly go wrong
* The first agent in the helicopter was Bubsy *
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* The Helicopter lowers a little too fast.. Holy **** the psycho is going to crash the helicopter into the corvette *
Agent : WOO * He lands the helicopter in the street , and slides through the road smashing multiple cars , including his landlord's which he proceeded to T-bag **Funky notices this*
Funky: Eh, Clarence? We got a kamikaze helicopter.
Clarence: WHAT THE ACTUAL---
*He dives off an exit*
Clarence:He wouldn't dare in town traffic. I also know a shortcut to HQ from here.
Funky: What in the!!!Agent : WOO * He lands the helicopter in the street , and slides through the road smashing multiple cars , including his landlord's which he proceeded to T-bag *
* He crashes into a big truck and bubsy is sent flying and he lands on top of the corvette *
Cop : The humanity
Agent : Heh Heh * He falls over and gets run over by the vehicle
Agent : My leg!!1
* Meanwhile somewhere else *Funky: What in the!!!
*He grabs bubsy by the neck and throws him off the back.*
Clarence: We're almost there
*He takes a side street at 80mph*
*Funky and Clarence pull up to a nondescript trailer house.*
Clarence: *laughs* This car is probably worth more than the entire mother****ing street.
*They enter the house. Inside, they go into the closet.*
Funky:Is this the right house?
Clarence: ...I think so...
*Suddenly, the bottom drops out and they go down into an underground lair.*
Clarence:Let's go see the boss.
* The other Agent ( the not bob cat psycho ) followed the funi monke and the funi cursing man, he got out and started checking the ground from the outside *Chevy implied in a PM that I could be the boss.
"The boss" whose identity has yet to be revealed: Oh dear, it appears someone has infiltrated my underground lair. How inconvenient!
Clarence: **** you talking about? It's agents Clarence and Funky! We're here to report a, ah, failed hit on DK.Chevy implied in a PM that I could be the boss.
"The boss" whose identity has yet to be revealed: Oh dear, it appears someone has infiltrated my underground lair. How inconvenient!
Newman: OW! A pebble has assaulted me!* The other Agent ( the not bob cat psycho ) followed the funi monke and the funi cursing man, he got out and started checking the ground from the outside *
Agent : Gah lost them * He stomps loosening a pebble on the ceiling of the underground base and it lands on someone *
Dr. Carbanzo: I do not tolerate failure, agents. You know that I will have to punish you severely...Clarence: **** you talking about? It's agents Clarence and Funky! We're here to report a, ah, failed hit on DK.
* The Agent hears Newman's " Ow " *Newman: OW! A pebble has assaulted me!
*The boss turns around to reveal that he is none other than Dr. Vincent Carbanzo, who until now has been seen as the jackass with a moral compass.*
Dr. Carbanzo: Shut up, Newman.
Dr. Carbanzo: I do not tolerate failure, agents. You know that I will have to punish you severely...
Newman: Uh-oh, I don't like it when he does that!
Dr. Carbanzo: Agent! You have business with me, or are you part of Funky and Clarence's posse? I certainly hope, for your sake, that your answer is not the latter option.* The Agent hears Newman's " Ow " *
Agent : Who-Who was that * He turns his head to all sides *
* Somewhere else DK was holding another concert *
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