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Do You Put Your Left or Your Right Leg into Your Pants First

Justac00lguy

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Such a hard question...

It depends on what day I guess usually on week days I like to put my left leg in first because my right leg is stronger and more balanced but on a weekends I like to mix it up and just go crazy and put right leg in first.
 
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I'm a professor at Harvard University, and I have done an intensive study on this very subject. It's been known that people who put their left foot in first are left brained, and people who put their right foot in are right brained.

Those who are left brained usually don't stop to think. They live life in the moment and don't really care what anybody ever says to them. They're awesome friends, and very loyal. They usually have a knack for the arts such as painting, drawing, and playing Pokemon.

Those who are right brained usually like to stop and assess the situation. They like to think about the consequences that every decision will eventually have on their life. They give great advice, and can keep a secret very well. They usually have a knack for things such as mathematics, writing, spelling, and eating food.
 
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Well, typically I'm not one to wear pants, being that I'm a nudist; however, I'll attempt to respond to this most intriguing prompt to the best of my ability.

When I was born on May 5, 1997 in Dayton, Ohio, I was a pretty awesome baby, and just like Superman, I was a baby with a decision: would I use my right leg or left leg primarily? Now, after several years of thought and being incapable of walking (that circumcision had me out, man), I began to walk. However, I still had a few years to decide as my mother continued to dress me. A couple more years passed, and the time came. I had to put on my first pair of pants.

It was a difficult day. I cried a few times, sat around in my diaper, just stunned at the plethora of options. Would I choose the thick, juicy right leg, or the underdog left leg with its glorious birthmark? I fixed my crotch, stood up, and made my choice.

I put my right leg in that pair of pants first, then I fell on the ground like a *******.

HoT's Advice Column #4

Don't trust kids to put on their pants without falling.

Good evenings.
 

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Always right leg first. Maybe because I'm right handed? I don't know... I don't really think about these... kind of things...
 
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>Implying everyone here is a human.

I will not be replying to this question due to the discriminatory nature of this thread.



Not entirely sure, but I think that a person's "handedness" dictates the leg with which one puts his/her pants on first. That said—seeing as I am a naturally right-handed—I am probably more inclined to put my right leg into my pants first (assuming that I am in human form at the moment, of course)...
 

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I always enter my right leg first into my pants, and take my left leg out of my pants first. It's how I raised myself.
 

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