Dirty Jokes in Zelda

[Link Floyd]

Often times in media directed at children, there is that one moment or comment that goes right over the kids head but gives the parents and adults a good laugh. It can also leave you wondering, "WTF were they thinking?"

So have you found anything like that in a Zelda game?

 

[Spirit]

Not really....

The only thing that springs to mind is Telma in TP.

She leads with her chest and Link gets an eyefull a couple of times and the camera has a few cheeky panning breast shots on her.

 

[Dio]

'You have some good quality wood there, kid!'

 

[DragonEleven]

The Great Fairies in BotW... when the screen goes black children would just think that they're upgrading Link's armour, but it's obviously intended to make adults think that something else is going on.

 

[Dio]

There is also the Poe collector who says if he had Links looks he would be in a very different kind of business and then chuckles to himself in a perverted way. That very different kind of business would be assumed to be sexual in nature by adults playing the game but children wouldn't get that impression. Well most of them anyway.

 

[Vanessa28]

Obviously Cia in Hyrule Warriors/Legends: "Oh ho! Link! Did you get a shiny new sword? Mmm, I'd like to see it...Come to me!" I think most people get the impression ...
Or Cia towards Volga:"Why don't you cool down? It's embarrassing to see you talk so big and perform so poorly."
Also Cremia hugging Link in MM after he saved them from the Brothers. We could all see where his face went. And the comment shown as she hugs him. "You feel all warm and fuzzy! Inside! Sigh... You could get used to this!"

 

[YIGAhim]

"Goron Special Crop"

 

[pyjamas5189]

Wasn't the hippo in links awakening, the one that was being painted in animal village, heavily censored for the Europe release and originally had boobs?

 

[Jirohnagi]

Surprised no one remember the prostitute from Zelda 2 who'd "heal" link in towns.

 

[Dio]

Surprised no one remember the prostitute from Zelda 2 who'd "heal" link in towns.

Couldn't bear to play it that's why.

 

[DekuNut]

Surprised no one remember the prostitute from Zelda 2 who'd "heal" link in towns.

 

[athenian200]

I'm surprised no one mentioned Nabooru. I would have expected her to be the most widely cited example of this.

"Well...anyway... I want to ask you a favor... Will you go through this tiny hole and get a treasure that's inside?"

"If you can successfully get the Silver Gauntlets... I'll do something great for you!"

"(after giving Link the Spirit Medallion) If only I knew you would become such a handsome man, I should have kept the promise I made back then..."

I might be reading too much into the first one, but the last two didn't go over my head even as a kid...

 

[YIGAhim]

I was about to mention that one...

 

[Spirit]

Obviously Cia in Hyrule Warriors/Legends: "Oh ho! Link! Did you get a shiny new sword? Mmm, I'd like to see it...Come to me!" I think most people get the impression ...
Or Cia towards Volga:"Why don't you cool down? It's embarrassing to see you talk so big and perform so poorly."
Also Cremia hugging Link in MM after he saved them from the Brothers. We could all see where his face went. And the comment shown as she hugs him. "You feel all warm and fuzzy! Inside! Sigh... You could get used to this!"

Hyrule Warriors was nothing but smut, unless i'm missing something Cia seemed to want Link as her personal sex slave.

 

[trainerloganpoke]

Several of Paya's interactions with Link.