Dear Mario

[Hylian Knight]

Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle I've meet a Koopa whose betraying Bowser and has amazing info.
Yours Truly Princess Toadstool Peach
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[LinkRoxas]

Which castle? lolz Peach or Bowser?​

 

[Jaywolf]

Dear Mario,
Please come to the Castle I have baked fish eyes for you.
Your truly,
Princess Peach.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Dear Mario,

Please come to the castle, I want to slap you.

Yours Truly,
Princess Peach

 

[Night Owl]

Dear Mario,
Please come to the Castle my pipes have piranha plants stopping them up.
Yours truly Princess Toadstool Peach.

 

[linkypete]

Dear Mario,

Please come to my castle. I want to show you the ladylike way to be kidnapped by bowser.

 

[TatlTails]

Dear Mario,

Please come to the castle. I need you to teach Link how to make Jelly Ultraz. He won't stop asking me and I don't know how!

Yours truly, Princess Peach Toadstool.

((Get that and I will love you forever.))

 

[linkypete]

Dear mario,

Can you please come to my castle and arrest link for breaking my pottery?

Yours truly, Princess toadstool, peach.

 

[HappyMask]

Dear Mario,
Can you come to my castle? I asked WeeGee to come but he just stared at me and shouted meringue
Yours Truly, Princess Toadstool

 

[Awesomehylian]

Dear Mario,
Please come to the castle
I got you Link's fire resistance tunic so you won't burn up every time you come into contact with anything "warm."
Yours truly, Princess Peach

 

[SmashRookie]

I don't know if I'm going to get banned/warned for this since I'm new, but I read the rules. Just don't know if this counts. If this does, then I understand and have nothing against the rules.
Also, image is NOT mine, and I take no ownership of it. I just found this online browsing TV Ts. Created by someone named Jo Pereira, apparently.

 

[Kylo Ken]

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I don't know if I'm going to get banned/warned for this since I'm new, but I read the rules. Just don't know if this counts. If this does, then I understand and have nothing against the rules.
Also, image is NOT mine, and I take no ownership of it. I just found this online browsing TV Ts. Created by someone named Jo Pereira, apparently.

By the way, the joke is that Mario only cares about the food.

Thank you, I've called off the hounds.

 

[Mellow Ezlo]

Dear Mario
Please come to the castle, my parents aren't home
Yours truly Princess Toadstool

 

[Kylo Ken]

Peach:
Dear Mario, please come to the castle.

Mario:
Can't I'm working

Peach:
I've baked a cake for you. Yours truly, Princess Toadstool, Peach <3

Mario:

 

[Spirit]

Dear Mario,
Please come to the Castle I have found my handcuffs.
Your truly Princess Toadstool Peach.