Dark Boo's Roleplay: Reinvented

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: I've been told you're a businessman. Why the hell do you sound like a woman? Anyway, how ruthless are you?

ShyHo: I'm a Shy Guy! I was a general in Bowser's army and I served time in the Vietnam War.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: I'm a Shy Guy! I was a general in Bowser's army and I served time in the Vietnam War.

Clarence: Oh, right, that makes sense. By "served time" you mean in the military, or....

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: Oh, right, that makes sense. By "served time" you mean in the military, or....

ShyHo: In the military. I was unfortunately captured by the North Vietnam military and spent time as a POW.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: In the military. I was unfortunately captured by the North Vietnam military and spent time as a POW.

Clarence: Right. Theoretical question: how do you feel about criminal empires?

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: Right. Theoretical question: how do you feel about criminal empires?

ShyHo: Eh, I don't really care about 'em. I was convicted of terrorism by the UN once, but they couldn't charge me due to diplomatic immunity. So, I'm a criminal myself.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: Eh, I don't really care about 'em. I was convicted of terrorism by the UN once, but they couldn't charge me due to diplomatic immunity.

Clarence: ...I see. Tell me about Boo's Pizza.

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: ...I see. Tell me about Boo's Pizza.

ShyHo: The boos there paid off their debt to me and I don't own the place anymore.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: The boos there paid off their debt to me and I don't own the place anymore.

Clarence: I was told you own it. I guess there's nothing more I need from you, then.

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: I was told you own it. I guess there's nothing more I need from you, then.

ShyHo: Oh, there is one thing you can do for me. You can help me get my wife back on the throne to the Tycoon Republic and I'll pay you tons in cash and military aid.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: Oh, there is one thing you can do for me. You can help me get my wife back on the throne to the Tycoon Republic and I'll pay you tons in cash and military aid.

Clarence: I'm gonna go backwards here. What makes you think I'm the type of guy who needs military aid? What if I'm shooting for this throne, anyways? And how the hell is a burger chain owner supposed to help with that?

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: I'm gonna go backwards here. What makes you think I'm the type of guy who needs military aid? What if I'm shooting for this throne, anyways? And how the hell is a burger chain owner supposed to help with that?

ShyHo: There's a weakness to exploit among the government. If we can somehow kill both the president and chancellor, then Lenna will have to step in as queen and inaugurate new ones. You're a CEO who wants to take over everything, and I'll make you Queen's Defense Secretary if you do it.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: There's a weakness to exploit among the government. If we can somehow kill both the president and chancellor, then Lenna will have to step in as queen and inaugurate new ones. You're a CEO who wants to take over everything, and I'll make you Queen's Defense Secretary if you do it.

Clarence: **** ShyHo, that's all you had to say! I'm in. I was working toward something similar, but now I'm in the fast lane. I guess I'll confide to you that I'm a criminal emperor and I've got all sorts of contraband weaponry and good stuff like that.

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: **** ShyHo, that's all you had to say! I'm in. I was working toward something similar, but now I'm in the fast lane. I guess I'll confide to you that I'm a criminal emperor and I've got all sorts of contraband weaponry and good stuff like that.

ShyHo: Hey, I was once a general for a super-evil guy, but I only did it for the cash. Unfortunately, my wife is lawful good, and so am I. But, I guess we can help you out.

 

[Chevywolf30]

ShyHo: Hey, I was once a general for a super-evil guy, but I only did it for the cash. Unfortunately, my wife is lawful good, and so am I. But, I guess we can help you out.

Clarence: Sounds great. I'll let you know now, I'm not the type to bite the hand that feeds me. I won't try any crazy power grab bull**** once this succeeds. Just let me know what you need and when. By the way, ever heard of Spencer's Secret?

 

[Dark Boo]

Clarence: Sounds great. I'll let you know now, I'm not the type to bite the hand that feeds me. I won't try any crazy power grab bull**** once this succeeds. Just let me know what you need and when. By the way, ever heard of Spencer's Secret?

ShyHo: No. What's that?