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[amaterasu]

5. Don't look at our crothces while we syncronize our watches!
Boop boop beep boop boop boop boop beep beep boop

 

[101hylainDin]

6.I can't believe it's not margarine!

 

[zeldahuman]

9, that's the number we should be at.

 

[amaterasu]

10. Chuck Norris Joke time! RULE: ONLY ONE JOKE PER PERSON PER POST. (AKA, one joke per post)

Chuck Norris CAN Beilive it's not butter.

 

[zeldahuman]

11.
WARNING, this joke is a dirty joke, read at your own risk:

Spoiler

Chuck Norris doesn't Tea-Bag, he Potato-Sacks! :xd:

++EDIT++
Credit goes to Ruby Link for this joke... ^^

 

[amaterasu]

12. Chuck Norris built the cabin he was born in
(i'm full of these, on the walk home, my friend and i shoot them back and forth)

 

[zeldahuman]

13, Chuck Norris doesn't win, he just allows you to loose.

 

[amaterasu]

14. Human Cloning is illigeal because scientists belive that if two Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks met, it might spark the end of the world.

 

[zeldahuman]

15. Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming, water just wants to be around him.

 

[SinkingBadges]

16. Wolf Sage loves Chuck Norris jokes, lets keep some for when he comes!

 

[amaterasu]

17. SCREW THE RULE.
Chuck Norris can make a tire go flat by staring at it. Cuz chuck norris can BEND REALITY.
They say that under Chuck's beard, is only another fist.
When God said; "Give me Seven Days" chuck norris said "Say please."

 

[zeldahuman]

17. here's another:
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.

 

[amaterasu]

YOU GOT NINJA'D *****!

18. My friends walk on Toilet Paper cuz they're da ****.

 

[Kybyrian]

Interesting thread.

 

[zeldahuman]

NOOO!!!! Kybyrian!!!

ugh... i guss we're back to 1.