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[linkypete]

And thus, Shia Labeouf was born.

 

[Woyogoyo]

He was a strapping lad...

 

[Pen]

who would always encourage others to follow their dreams. To just do it.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Unless he was in a Transformers movie.

 

[linkypete]

There, all he did was cause explosions and bad writing.

 

[Woyogoyo]

It was a sad time.

 

[linkypete]

Until his motivational powers saved the world.

 

[Woyogoyo]

Without him making a single cent.

 

[linkypete]

so he retired to a life of poverty

 

[Woyogoyo]

And flipped burgers for a living.

 

[linkypete]

It was a nice, laid back life. until...

 

[Woyogoyo]

It happened.

 

[Pen]

His mother came back from the dead.

 

[Woyogoyo]

And told his father that she'd do anything for a good grade.

 

[Guest-3]

Her husband told her to make him a sammich. She did, but then...