Double D-"Well, Eddy, this all could have been avoided if we-"
Ed-"My nose is itchy."
Eddy-"So scratch it."
Ed-"Scratch it for me, Eddy."
Eddy-"Get away from me!"
Double D-"Well, Ed, I could have scratched it for you, but I'm a little preoccupied at the moment."
Ed-"Ah, scratch my nose!"
Eddy-"Shut up, Ed!"
Jonny-"Look, Plank, Kevin was telling the truth!"
Kevin-"Jonny, leave 'em alone. Let 'em stew in their own muck."
Jonny-"Psst! Eddy, there's a... hammer... in the cake. Coming, Kevin."
Double D-"The hammer's obviously contaminated the-"
Ed-"Cake!"
*Eating noises*
Ed-"Ah, my itch is gone!"
Eddy-"Ed, it's on your face."
Ed-"What's on my face?"
Eddy-"The hammer."
Ed-"A TARANTULA?! Ah, get it off, Eddy! Quick, quick! Eddy, get it off!"
Ed, Edd, n' Eddy, "Eds-Aggerate"
*After breaking everything in Sandy's tree dome*
Patrick-"Wasn't me!"
Spongebob-*Sniffle* "Well, I guess I couldn't handle it after all. I- *Sniffle* I'm a failure! *sobs*"
Patrick-"Hey, Buddy, it's not as bad as it seems"
Spongebob-"Oh, yeah? What makes you say that?"
Patrick-"Well, not everything's broken." *Holds up an Erlenmeye flask*
Spongebob-*Sobs more* *Gasps* S-S-S-S-S-S-Sa-Sandy! How was the Inventor's Convention?"
Patrick-"Did you bring back any souvenirs?"
Sandy-"Funny y'all should ask that."
Spongebob-"It is?"
Sandy-"Yup. I brought home somthing real handy... *Takes out a device that looks like a laser gun* And I'm settin' it on maximum power."
Patrick-"Well, Spongebob, I guess this is our final goodbye."
Spongebob-"I never thought I'd go out like this."
Patrick-"At the hands of a squirrel?"
Spongebob-"No, with a fishbowl on my head."
Spongebob Squarepants, "House Sittin' for Sandy"