*White Mouser gets a call on his phone.*
White Mouser: Yello.
Wart: Mouser. How's it going back in Hyrule?
Mouser: Uh... we're allying with Ganondorf Dragmire.
Wart: What!?
Mouser: I mean, we, as in, y'know, us, like, Ganon's on our side...
Wart: You're saying we've got Ganon to aid us?
Mouser: Y-yes, sir...
Wart: You seem troubled.
Mouser: Uh... how long will it take for you to get here?
Wart: About three hours or so, wh-
*Mouser hangs up.*
Mouser: Fauler kase, fromage pourri, formaggio marcio... we're screwed! We must hurry! Come on! Off we all go to conquer Hyrule! You too, Kamek and Dedede!
Kamek: What!?