Lawyer : **** okay homer you go after crono*Peter spontaneously combusts*
* A hologram of mickey appears infront of sephiroth **Agent Smith smiles, which you know is never a good thing.*
Agent Smith: Good. It's wonderful to know we have such powerful allies on our side.
*Meanwhile, at Square Enix's headquarters, a secretary brings some coffee to the CEO.*
Secretary: Sir, here's the coffee you ordered.
Sephiroth: Thanks. Can't fulfill my evil plans without some caffeine!
* A hologram of mickey appears infront of sephiroth *
Mickey : Hello Goofy's mom
get the joke
Mickey : Well the FOX bot's are hunting crono also we got a few more hundred dollars from kingdom heart salesNo, but it's funny anyways.
Sephiroth: Mr. Mouse. How's it going? Any updates? I can't become a god if there isn't anything to rule, Mickey. Gimme some good news.
Sephiroth: Good, good... soon that redheaded Goku lookalike will be no more, and then that's another step towards the creation of the capitalist empire that you will control... and that I will watch over...Mickey : Well the FOX bot's are hunting crono also we got a few more hundred dollars from kingdom heart sales
Mickey : That FOX purchase has been quite usefulSephiroth: Good, good... soon that redheaded Goku lookalike will be no more, and then that's another step towards the creation of the capitalist empire that you will control... and that I will watch over...
Sephiroth: Yes... it's a shame we can't let any of the Marvel or Lucasfilm properties in on this... lest there be a rebellion...Mickey : That FOX purchase has been quite useful
Sephiroth: Don't be absurd... I am not from the planet you speak of... I am a product of JENOVA.Exdeath: Mr. Sephiroth, it appears that your home planet has abolished capitalism.
Sephiroth: What, you mean the place that literally calls itself Planet? What do I care of them? This capitalist-communist rubbish is no concern of mine, in any case. It's what the Rat wants, so I'll give it to him. What I want is power...Exdeath: Right.. but Cloud’s planet is.
* Mickey heard that, sephiroth remembers that mickey has a large laser canon in the sky *Sephiroth: What, you mean the place that literally calls itself Planet? What do I care of them? This capitalist-communist rubbish is no concern of mine, in any case. It's what the Rat wants, so I'll give it to him. What I want is power...