Boo's Pizza

[Gorozoron]

Tifa: Which one?

Scrooge : Yeah come man tell us

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Tifa: Which one?

???????: You've got to be joking. It's like, the one game Squaresoft made that wasn't Final Fantasy. And it was a million times better. Come on, if Donald Duck knew who Sephiroth was in Kingdom Hearts, then certainly a Final Fantasy VII character would know the main protagonist of the 1995 SNES game published by Squaresoft involving time travel...

 

[Dark Boo]

Tifa: Chrono? Could it be?

 

[Gorozoron]

???????: You've got to be joking. It's like, the one game Squaresoft made that wasn't Final Fantasy. And it was a million times better. Come on, if Donald Duck knew who Sephiroth was in Kingdom Hearts, then certainly a Final Fantasy VII character would know the main protagonist of the 1995 SNES game published by Squaresoft involving time travel...

* Donald shoots tank * Donald : SCROOGE WHERE ARE THE TRIPLETS!

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Tifa: Chrono? Could it be?

Crono: Yes! Yes! Except it doesn't have an H! The title does, but I don't! There was a five-character limit for the names, you see... Ted Woolsley had to make some cuts here and there... But yeah, no, I've spent the last twenty years or so being hunted down by Square Enix's lawyers, trying to sweep all evidence of Chrono Trigger's existence under the rug. That's why I was wearing a duck mask. They sent some assassins after me to erase my existence, allowing them to continue marketing their crappy new Final Fantasy games...

 

[Dark Boo]

Terra: The name of the game’s called Chrono Trigger. Picked it up for myself. Pretty good game.

 

[Gorozoron]

Crono: Yes! Yes! Except it doesn't have an H! The title does, but I don't! There was a five-character limit for the names, you see... Ted Woolsley had to make some cuts here and there... But yeah, no, I've spent the last twenty years or so being hunted down by Square Enix's lawyers, trying to sweep all evidence of Chrono Trigger's existence under the rug. That's why I was wearing a duck mask. They sent some assassins after me to erase my existence, allowing them to continue marketing their crappy new Final Fantasy games...

* Scrooge is shocked *
Scrooge : Are they the company that makes those Disney final fantasy crossovers?!

 

[Gorozoron]

Sky Mickey : YEAH THEY MAKE US MONEY! * A wave of lawyers appears *

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Terra: The name of the game’s called Chrono Trigger. Picked it up for myself. Pretty good game.

Crono: Oh my god... the chick from Final Fantasy III thinks my game was good. Wow. I had no idea. That's really swell. Now, look, there's bound to be some guys coming to kill me sooner or later, so...

* Scrooge is shocked *
Scrooge : Are they the company that makes those Disney final fantasy crossovers?!

Crono: Yes! And they wouldn't let me be in them! And all they care about is money!

*Suddenly, Cloud enters the room and sees Crono. Both anime swordfighters draw their blades.*

 

[Gorozoron]

Crono: Oh my god... the chick from Final Fantasy III thinks my game was good. Wow. I had no idea. That's really swell. Now, look, there's bound to be some guys coming to kill me sooner or later, so...

Crono: Yes! And they wouldn't let me be in them! And all they care about is money!

*Suddenly, Cloud enters the room and sees Crono. Both anime swordfighters draw their blades.*

* Donald pulls out a new gun it's a rifle *

 

[Dark Boo]

Terra: After the Great War of 1876. Burmecia and Cleyra were demolished and gave way for the Chungus Empire currently ruled by Big Chungus VI.

 

[AwdryFan1997]

Sky Mickey : YEAH THEY MAKE US MONEY! * A wave of lawyers appears *

Crono: Son of a submariner... Cloud, this battle will have to wait.

Cloud: Not so fast... I've been hired to execute you.

Crono: Is this some kind of stupid joke!? Come on, man! Just because your game is more popular than mine... Just because you're in Smash and I'm not doesn't mean you get to be the bad guy!

Terra: After the Great War of 1876. Burmecia and Cleyra were demolished and gave way for the Chungus Empire currently ruled by Big Chungus VI.

Big Chungus VI: And we're taking over here! Sorry, Mickey! The Disney Empire ain't gettin' this!

 

[Gorozoron]

Crono: Son of a submariner... Cloud, this battle will have to wait.

Cloud: Not so fast... I've been hired to execute you.

Crono: Is this some kind of stupid joke!? Come on, man! Just because your game is more popular than mine... Just because you're in Smash and I'm not doesn't mean you get to be the bad guy!

Big Chungus VI: And we're taking over here! Sorry, Mickey! The Disney Empire ain't gettin' this!

* Sky mickey shoots laser with the power of Fox *

 

[Gorozoron]

* Quagmire noises echo across the world when the laser lands *
* at gas station *
Donovan : AW WHAT'S THAT NOISE

 

[Gorozoron]

* Donald shoots cloud *