MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
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*The mysterious person giggled*
?: Kermit is a frog. You are a frog. It’s an insult.
?: Anyway, name’s Cayde. I was adopted by Koopas. You stole their entire empire, Kermit.
Boo's Pizza II: Electric BOOgaloo
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?: Kermit is a frog. You are a frog. It’s an insult.
?: Anyway, name’s Cayde. I was adopted by Koopas. You stole their entire empire, Kermit.
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Wart shrugs off the overgeneralization of frogs and decides to focus on the task at hand.*
Wart: I didn't steal their empire. I paved it over and built a new one. It was with the Koopa Kingdom's aid that I crushed all rebellion in Hyrule, and then I crushed them. My brother now rules that kingdom as a dominion of my new Empire. And once I have the Wind Fish, I can finally achieve all of my desires using the power of dreams... resistance is futile! Join me, and we can rule together... or else you will die!!
Chevywolf:30
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MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
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AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Wart: Well...
*After a few seconds, Wart walks away without further comment.*
Wart: I'll deal with her later...
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
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*Cayde looks around at the Airship and then sees Pinky*
Cayde: Nice ship, did your mommy help you build it?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Mouser: Certainly, Madam, you would recognize Koopa airship design... though, Sir Wart did make a few adjustments to match Subconian tastes...
*Mouser leans in towards Cayde.*
Mouser: You need to stop this madman, his monomania is going to kill us all!
MightyMario
The Mightiest Mario
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Cayde: I know. Distract him while I sneak into the engine room.
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Mouser gives a thumbs-up, though it's not like there's any other gestures he can do with mittens.*
Mouser: Sir Wart? Um... the weather, right?
Wart: What about it? Is there an emergency? A hurricane!?
Mouser: No, no, I just wanted to have a calm discussion regarding the weather.
Wart: I do not have time for this! I...
*Wart pauses and looks at Mouser with growing disapproval.*
Mouser: S, sir Wart?
Wart: You've betrayed me...
MightyMario
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*Cayde snuck away, trying to look for the engine room*
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*Mouser is horrified.*
Mouser: I... I...
Wart: What, did you forget about my telepathic link with you? I never trusted you, Mouser. You failed me multiple times as my regent in Hyrule.
Mouser: Wart, I...
Wart: But you can still be useful to me! Not only do I know that this mysterious Cayde character is going to sabotage the engine room, but I can still use you as a tool...
Mouser: But... please, Wart...
Wart: You're going to help me greatly...
*Before Mouser can escape, Wart grabs him by the tail and drags him over to the edge of the ship.*
Mouser: AHH!!! WART, I'M BEGGING YOU-!!!
*Wart dangles Mouser over the edge of the ship.*
Wart: Here, fishy fishy fishy! I have a fresh treacherous rat for you!!
Mouser: AHHHHH!!!!
*Mouser's sunglasses fall off of his face. The Wind Fish's attention is caught.*
Mouser: I... I...
Wart: What, did you forget about my telepathic link with you? I never trusted you, Mouser. You failed me multiple times as my regent in Hyrule.
Mouser: Wart, I...
Wart: But you can still be useful to me! Not only do I know that this mysterious Cayde character is going to sabotage the engine room, but I can still use you as a tool...
Mouser: But... please, Wart...
Wart: You're going to help me greatly...
*Before Mouser can escape, Wart grabs him by the tail and drags him over to the edge of the ship.*
Mouser: AHH!!! WART, I'M BEGGING YOU-!!!
*Wart dangles Mouser over the edge of the ship.*
Wart: Here, fishy fishy fishy! I have a fresh treacherous rat for you!!
Mouser: AHHHHH!!!!
*Mouser's sunglasses fall off of his face. The Wind Fish's attention is caught.*
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Chevywolf:30
The one and only.
*The Wind Fish's guardian wolves are celebrating their latest kill. The alpha, Daggertooth, calls for silence, he needs to make a speech*
Daggertooth: Another feast brought to us by the goodness of the Wind Fish, who in return asks only for our devotion and guardianship! Now remember we need to save some of this for my injured brother, Chevs!
*They hear the screams of Mouser and go to investigate*
Daggertooth: Where did these blasted ships come from?
Daggertooth: Another feast brought to us by the goodness of the Wind Fish, who in return asks only for our devotion and guardianship! Now remember we need to save some of this for my injured brother, Chevs!
*They hear the screams of Mouser and go to investigate*
Daggertooth: Where did these blasted ships come from?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
*A Biggie Cheese-like figure falls, screaming, from the flagship and into the mouth of the Wind Fish.*
Wart: OH GEE, THAT REALLY BITES, GET IT!?!? AH-HAA-HAHAHAHAAA!!!!
Chevywolf:30
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Daggertooth, yelling from the beach: Hey! Who are you and why are you feeding the Wind Fish oversized rodents?
AwdryFan1997
you are not immune to propaganda
Wart: How about you mind your own business, you individual who I cannot see clearly from here!!
*Wart angrily stomps away to the engine room. He does not have time to argue with who he assumes will be his future subjects.*