Because they wanna grow like that. :P Why does ZD act weird at times?
Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ Æsir Scribe Joined Aug 18, 2009 Location *Midgard* Gender Entity Jun 29, 2014 #5,806 Because they wanna grow like that. Why does ZD act weird at times?
Snow Queen Mannceaux Signature Collection Joined Mar 14, 2013 Location Grand Rapids, MI Gender Transwoman (she/her) Jun 29, 2014 #5,807 Because they don't have Josh Power Z to keep them in line. Why is Rosalina so freaking gorgeous?
Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ Æsir Scribe Joined Aug 18, 2009 Location *Midgard* Gender Entity Jun 29, 2014 #5,808 Because obviously the Gobli made her. When will the Chivas win a title?
Sirmat *Blank* fears me. Joined Jul 13, 2012 Location *Insert place here* Jul 1, 2014 #5,809 Later. Is eating bananas at a banana park wrong?
Akuhime-sama What's Life Without Adult Humor? Joined Jan 13, 2012 Location Pennsylvania Gender None Jul 8, 2014 #5,810 Only if you eat it after you park in a park. How do spoons make noise?
Ⓡⓔⓖⓘⓝⓛⓔⓘⓕ Æsir Scribe Joined Aug 18, 2009 Location *Midgard* Gender Entity Jul 8, 2014 #5,811 With their ears, obviously. *chuckles* How do spiders sleep?
Akuhime-sama What's Life Without Adult Humor? Joined Jan 13, 2012 Location Pennsylvania Gender None Jul 9, 2014 #5,812 With headphones on and the sound of dying children playing in their heads. Why do televisions pop and crackle with white noise when there's no signal?
With headphones on and the sound of dying children playing in their heads. Why do televisions pop and crackle with white noise when there's no signal?
Fig The Altruist Joined Jul 23, 2011 Location Mishima Tower Jul 12, 2014 #5,813 It's probably because wombats are living inside your television. Why do Pandas love peanut butter?
Naruko Joined Jul 11, 2014 Location The Lost Woods Jul 13, 2014 #5,814 Because everyone loves peanut butter. Why aren't I eating peanut butter right now?
DekuNut I play my drum for you Joined Jan 30, 2011 Location Tangent Universe Jul 13, 2014 #5,815 Because Jellyfish are an endangered species. Yes or no?
Akuhime-sama What's Life Without Adult Humor? Joined Jan 13, 2012 Location Pennsylvania Gender None Jul 15, 2014 #5,816 Maybe... What would chairs look like if your knees were backwards?
Fig The Altruist Joined Jul 23, 2011 Location Mishima Tower Jul 15, 2014 #5,817 They would like an spleen ruptured inside out. Why cats have such soft toes?
Firice da Vinci Distinct lack of Leonardo Joined Jun 15, 2010 Location Renaissance Italy Jul 15, 2014 #5,818 To allure you with their sharp retractable claws. Isn't Rembrandt van Rijn like the bestest person ever?
To allure you with their sharp retractable claws. Isn't Rembrandt van Rijn like the bestest person ever?
Fig The Altruist Joined Jul 23, 2011 Location Mishima Tower Jul 15, 2014 #5,819 Only Tuesdays. Why are there frogs enjoying a bowl of Honey Smacks?
Akuhime-sama What's Life Without Adult Humor? Joined Jan 13, 2012 Location Pennsylvania Gender None Jul 17, 2014 #5,820 Because they're finger-likin' good. Where do monocles go to sleep?