Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Am I the Eggman? Are you the Eggman? Am I the walrus? Goo goo g'joob?

 

[Terminus]

Acid bubble? IDK

What is the question to 42?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

Your mom :3

Why am I so random?

 

[Terminus]

Because of pie.

Answer me these questions three.
What is your name?
What is your Quest?
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

My name is Bobby B. McBoberbob. My quest is to be the very best, like no one ever was. The airspeed velocity of an Unladen Swallow depends on the type of jet propulsion system they own. The latest commercially available model allows for speeds up to 700 kilometers per hour.

Why doesn't Steve? get lung disease after mining so much coal?

 

[Terminus]

Because Steve lives in a black hole. Ref that nobody gets!

Why is the sky yellow?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the particles in the air reflect a slight amount of yellow light.

Does this shirt make my breasts look big?

 

[Terminus]

Cannot comprehend fuzzy genders.

What am I listening to?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

The screams of thousands of dying Jewish children because you are a Nazi.

How did I become so

 

[Terminus]

You have a male gender and a female avi. Duh.

Why is TP badass?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Toilet paper is badass because it does a dirty job that Mike Rowe wouldn't do.

Hi, I'm trying to become more likable, so can you help by telling everybody how likable I am?

 

[Terminus]

I'll awnser a question with a question, fulfilling both parts: Why U ez Grammarz Natzi?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because grammar points can get you free bagels.

Is the pilot of this flying saucer drunk?

 

[AllieHaxorNova]

No, he just wanted to crash into that house, possibly killing everyone in the saucer.

Why is Itachi-kun so awesome?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because everyone with a dash in their name is awesome, that's why I chose my name.

What does Falcon Punch taste like? Regular punch but with more "punch"?