Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Linknerd09]

Because he's wise and awesome

Why is my sig green?

 

[Luigidude64]

why is your sig green? what I wanna know is why yoshi's pooping out stars. . .

Why is link mute?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because he's deaf too.

Why is this a stupid question?

 

[Luigidude64]

because princess peach asked it (ya know what they say bout' blondes right?)

what with michal jacksons dorsal fin nose?

 

[Zaeker]

He's Michael Jackson! 'Nuff said...

Why is Princess Zelda so awesome?

 

[Luigidude64]

cuz she half ninja warrior, and magic princess! how much more awsome is that!

Why is tingle so. . . tingle?

 

[Zaeker]

Because "Koo-Lim-Pah!"

Why does Zelda look like Rebecca Black in SS?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because they are same person!

Why is ZD so awesome?

 

[Luigidude64]

because there's so many of us!!! were multiplying, growing, never stopping, we will consume everything!! (evil moment takes an odd silence. . .)

Kitties!!! why they cute?

 

[Majoras ocarina]

Because clowns are purple.

Why is the moon fat?

 

[Dr3W21]

Cuz its headphones blew up in its ears. It was then deafened, causing its body fat to multiply by approximately 78 times, making it fat.

Who the heck is this Bilth Ferguson guy? I've been hearing of him everywhere.

 

[Linknerd09]

Maybe he's someone that's been haunting you all day

Why am I a Zelda Player?

 

[Luigidude64]

because santa clause cant run

why are zelda games so awsome? (no need to answer, i already know why)

 

[Zaeker]

...Ok, so I won't answer!

Why is lemon juice dark blue?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because the lemons are dark blue!

Why does Ganondorf has awesome hair?