Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because your mind was being controlled by a Pokemon.

Why don't humans need tails?

 

[Honey Pie]

So we don't accidentally step on like we do to cats.

Why do some people believe that cupcakes are better than muffins?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because cupcakes are filled and muffins are empty headed

Why is that my answer?

 

[AwesomeLink86]

Because it's not your question

Why does Link wear green?

 

[DekuNut]

Because he likes that color.
When will the rain end?

 

[Linknerd09]

Until God stops crying

Why does LoZ has a protagonist named Link?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because if his name was Mario that would get confusing.

Is it possible for a ghost to kill you?

 

[Honey Pie]

Yes, with banana peels.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road?

 

[DekuNut]

I will not answer. Those that question Chuck Norris are dead.
Why are Cuccos impossible to kill?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Because they have feathers

Why di I just get stunned for a few seconds?

 

[Linknerd09]

Because a Stalfos paralyzed you

How come people are not named Pokémon?

 

[DekuNut]

It's not that people are not named Pokemon, it's that Pokemon aren't named people.
Here are two dogs that are e xactly the same. a what's th difference?

 

[Hylian Knight]

Simjple twins and 1 was born before the other.

Why is Keapora Gaebora annoying?

 

[DekuNut]

Because during conversations you repatedly press A by nature.
Can you sneeze and cough at the same time?

 

[Linknerd09]

Yes because we can do both

Why is Link at the forest temple?