Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[SamuRaichu]

Because Vaporeon owns.
Why am I better than you?(just kidding)

 

[Cabbage]

Because you aren't human.
Why am I Cabbage?

 

[SamuRaichu]

Because Cabbages will rule the world in the future.

Why is everybody awesome?

 

[Cabbage]

Because we are all zelda nerds. I hope.
I baked you a pie. What flavor?

 

[SamuRaichu]

THE FLAVOR OF THE UNIVERSE. (aka PIE FLAVOR!)
Why do cats meow?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Because dogs purr.
why are Gorons part rock?

 

[MikauIncarnate]

Because they eat them. Duh.
-42?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

Negative Zero.
why does Link never talk?

 

[SamuRaichu]

Because he was scarred for life by YOU*.(jk,jk)
* that was a sarcastic comment i did not mean that in any shape way or form.
Why is Cabbage awesome?

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

(lollls!)because it's like lettuce!
why does my phone suck?

 

[MikauIncarnate]

because it enjoys

I want pie. why? tell me why I want pie? Some guy needs to fly to tell me why I'm craving pie. Even though I'm not. WHY!?

 

[SamuRaichu]

Because you is hungry.
What is time?

 

[MikauIncarnate]

space
what is space?
what is thirty character failingness? (the real question is what is space)

 

[SwiftestPhantom]

an old man with a long white beard.
why am i so awesome? P)

 

[SamuRaichu]

Beacause you rule.
why is cocoa puffs cocoa-y