Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Raindrop14]

Because it looks weird when you sit.

What's my name?

 

[Toboe]

Son!

Why do I eat? .............

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cause you need to poo...gross

42

 

[squirrelguys]

75
Why does Zelda always get captured?

 

[Elvenknight]

Because she's a princess and Ganon/dorf wants to hold her for ransom, but Link keeps interrupting the negotiations.

What are clouds?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Hypocriogenical Frozen Particles of Liquified CANDAY

If two clowns want to kill me, but I kill both...how come I died?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

The clowns, in all their sick sadism, hired someone to use the Death Note, in case you killed them...

Why can't I fall off a skyscraper and live, if the mercs in Mercenaries 2 can?

 

[Artemis]

Because Chuck Norris won't allow it.

Why can't I sleep? ;__;

 

[Toboe]

Because you have pancaks.

Why can't I die by chickens?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the chickens didn't like the pie you baked for them.

What begins with a T and rhymes with orange?

 

[Hylian Knight]

torange.

What if Skyward Sword is never released like Starfox 2?

 

[Sonicbowling]

Then we'll blame the fact it wasn't released on you, and the whole Zelda community will hate you.

If Adam has 10 apples and Jane has 5 apples, and Adam gives Jane 2 apples, how many does Adam have left?

 

[Hylian Knight]

24 actually 8

Is pink your favorite color?

 

[Sonicbowling]

No, I'm more of a turquoise or sequoia kind of guy.

Why was six afraid of seven?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because 7 is a bigger number and 7 might beat the crap out of 6.

How do you make ice?