Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[The Shadow]

Because it has been infected with bubbles, and as everyone know's cars can't transform when infected by bubbles

Why is the triforce always so spinny?

 

[Aero_Dynamic]

To attract them apples.

Some company just developed a real working jetpack... but why does it look like the size of a frickin refridgerator!?!

 

[zants follower]

cuz it needs to stay cool

why can't I unhinge my mouth like a snake?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cuse you are not a snake.

My plant died and i dont know why.

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Did you have salad at dinner tonight? That could..... never mind.

Where is the blue moon everyone is talking about? Did I miss it?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

You did miss it because someone stole it.

Why did my wrist hurt?

 

[Zelda's_Child]

Because it decided to.

Why does everything always go wrong?

 

[kindlyone]

cause your sig was removed for being annoying (racist to sigs)

wait what was my question?

 

[Aero_Dynamic]

Your question was the question you had in you head but forgot it.


I saved a slice of pizza on the counter and left it there for 3 minutes. I drank some coffee and took some sleeping pills then I took a nap. I wake up 7 minutes after I took my nap, but my pizza slice is gone now, and I feel full... what happened???

 

[Beeker]

You had a dream you ate it.

Who's awesome?

 

[Aero_Dynamic]

Me, duh! (wrong answer! The answer to my pizza question is: I ate it while I was asleep. Good try though!)

Why can't Skyward Sword release at least tomorrow?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because it's still sleeping, every game has to get a good long rest before release.

What is the Krabby Patty secret formula?

 

[The Shadow]

Nothing, its just a prank against Plankton

Why don't whales have teeth?

 

[zants follower]

because bristles feel so much better

why did my phone just say "this is shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhftftftftftftftftftshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"?

 

[Aero_Dynamic]

Because you didn't recharge it.

Why why?