Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Mr.Verto]

a question concerning the cause or reason for which something is done, achieved

Can drawings come to life and help all the world and make them happy without turning evil zombies?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, but they become vampires instead.

*Looks into a jar of jelly beans* So many colors! Which one do I choose!?!

 

[kokirion]

Is there an oprion to choose all of them?

CSD, why did you named yourself CSD?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because that's the name my pet alligator suggested to me.

Why did you name yourself Kokirion?

 

[Veely]

Because It's better than calling myself a failure

Why did my friend get a part and not me?? What did I do totally wrong?

 

[(◕‿◕✿)]

Because.


Where can I.... download more RAM?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

At a mirror and rock throwing machine store.

Pigs are flying, does that mean I shouldn't have cut the red wire?

 

[~Mizuki~]

Uh check your brain

WHAT SHOULD I DO because the Muffins have legs

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Oh I don't know, eat them!

Why is cafeteria food so gross?

 

[The Shadow]

Because they go to the graveyard late at night and take the maggots out of dead bodies and sprinkle it in your food for nourishment, which is the only nourishment you'll get from it.

Why does Navi leave at the end of OoT?

 

[Nine-tailed Fox]

Because you made a hilarious, yet true, post.

Was it a good idea to microwave the bomb flower?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Yes, because you opened Dodongo's Cavern!

Are milk chocolate and chocolate milk the same thing?

 

[The Shadow]

No, one is milk that ate chocilate and the other is chocolate that drank milk.

Why does Naruto like Ramen so much?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because his parents raised him to eat ramen noodles instead of tobacco.

Why is Zelda so epicly epic beyond super epicness of epic times 40?

 

[The Shadow]

Because I killed Chuck Norris and after gaining his powers I played Zelda and it became so much more epic than it first was.

Why isn't Link a ninja?