Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[yotam]

Because my pants ate your sandwich.

Why can't I fly?

 

[kokirion]

Are you??

I've probably missed something...

Have you ever used a "post icon"?

 

[Eduarda]

The what icon???

Why is two times two four and not twenty-two?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Ummm........................ buttered toast!

If it's Monday, raining outside, you're playing OoT, your brother is in jail, a butterfly is sucking the blood from your neck, and Nazis are trying to kill you what do you do next?

 

[kokirion]

I should ate a "cookie"

Have your cat ever killed something like a cow (and eat it)?

 

[Beeker]

It's very cool.

Would you listen to the voices in your head?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, they're a little crazy.

What happened to my soda? It was in the can a minute ago.

 

[MegaLink]

Was it really?! Or did you THINK it was?

Why'd I forget to have toast this morning?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because the toaster is haunted.

How do the pictures on the TV move by themselves?

 

[yotam]

They use ham.

Why is my nose has two holes in it?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because you can't see the third one.

What's my favorite color?

 

[Mr.Verto]

Cause one is to the air come in and the other to the mucos come out?

How many 9's between 1 and 100? (Hint is 1 plus 100 minus 10 divided by 91 plus 19 times 5 minus 80)

 

[AaronX]

Because 1 is an odd number.

Why is my other car a tricycle?

[Wow he asked a stupid question and got 3 stupid answers!]

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because its wheels try to cycle, but they can't!

Why is Link called Link?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Because if his name was Ashley that would be weird.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?