Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[Arkatox]

Because you live in a mirror.

What's for supper?

 

[videogamenerd10]

NOTHING!

I'm lost, can you tell me which way to go?

 

[prince rallis]

I can...but I won't

WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?

 

[videogamenerd10]

We are the Knights Who Say Ni

Why does rap music exist?

 

[prince rallis]

Because someon took the c out of crap

Why do cats like yarn?

 

[Fraxinus]

Because it's like a mouse's tail.

Why did the cinnamon roll?

 

[Night Owl]

Because it heard cinnamon bark.

How do I throw pebbles in the lake?

 

[nareky]

By throwing the lake in the pebbles!


Do clowns feel pain?

 

[donpedrox]

No, clowns feel main

my dog is an idiot what do I do?

 

[Norm]

Give it Wheaties.

I can haz omenz?

 

[Night Owl]

No. You must buy them separately.

Who Killed Jim?

 

[Norm]

Yo Momma!
Do you question everything too?

 

[IamDazed]

I question the need for you.
Left or right?

 

[Norm]

Left. Always Left.
Why was Cave Johnson so crazy?

 

[DeathMountain]

Cave Johnson was crazy because Glados tried to kill him with lemons
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if that woodchuck was Chuck Norris?