Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[The Joker]

A horribly relocated Zebra.

What do you call a woman with a fantasy involving 9th century Anglo-saxons?

 

[Night Owl]

Barbara? Trying to go off of barbarian. no offense.

What if Zleda was a FPS?

 

[CCG <3 Zelda]

What if Zleda was a FPS?

Then Gamespot would give it a higher score than 7.5

What's an FPS?

 

[TheRationalDove]

It stands for Free Popsicle Seasonally.

Why do people have teeth?

 

[Tetra's Wink]

They don't, you're just imagining it.

Who is your 27th favourite simpsons character?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

The one after 26.

Why is mustard yellow?

 

[videogamenerd10]

Because ketchup is red

I'm bored, what do I do?

 

[TheRationalDove]

Hug the closest stuffed animal.

Why does my dog bark?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

It's trying to warn you that there's a zombie behind you.

If you were cryogenicly frozen for a thousand years and you woke up to a world where everyone was named Albert would you want to find out why everyone is named Albert or would you first meet the only person named Mike?

 

[Akuhime-sama]

You would question the Alberts, for you see, Albert is a name they threw out years ago, because it turned into a derogatory term for a male body part, and people don't like that.

When the world ends, what will you do?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I would move to Earth #12675, where stupidity has been illegal since the year 7939.

How long will it take me to eat a solid 1 pound chocolate bunny without getting a cavity?

 

[Night Owl]

10 minutes and wash it down with milk.

How do I change a lightbulb?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Get 1000 stupid people, one to hold and replace the light bulb and 999 to move the building.

If a river cuts through a sack of potatoes and it's Wednesday the thirteenth next to a bottle of strawberry jam does the cheerleader have to fix the chocolate bunny's computer or eat more Barnacle chips because they're delicious the way Patrick eats them?

 

[Night Owl]

She has to hop up and down on one foot, Calculate the value of all major stock, all while drinking chocolate milk from the far side of the glass.

Can birds fly?

 

[Zelda-Rocks]

no birds cannot fly.
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