Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[zellinkda]

cuz it is. deal with it (jk)

who are you????

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

I am you conscious. Kill people with with sticks of butter, zellinkda, kill people with sticks of butter!

Can you repair my socks.

 

[Big Octo]

Yes?

Carpr.

 

[bobersonsmith]

yes

Where am I?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Mars.

Who is this?

 

[Johnny Sooshi]

Nessie Brown

Why is there a war in my head?

 

[jstar]

Because your ears are having a dispute

When can I feel the wind in my hair and the sun on my cheeks!!???!!

 

[RedDekuScrub]

When your toast warms up and your coffee melts into Rainbow tears...

Why can't Octopi open bottles?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Because if they do, Link will shoot them with his arrows.

Why does Link never go to sleep?

 

[Wolf Sage]

He does. It would just be a very boring adventure game if you had to just watch characters sleep... You must to assume that he does... Just because you don't see it does not meant it does not exist, chief.

Oh, I mean BANANAS!


Where are the the are where?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

They are our in outside of Mordor.

Where did you hide the pickles?

 

[jstar]

Next to the nickels.

How bout them tickles?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Sure, but I might be fickle...pshh...rhyming!

Are cellphones living creatures?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, they're plants.

[noparse]Why isn't this text green?[/noparse]

 

[Zorth]

Because you're the 3209th poster..

What is a paradox?