Ask a Stupid Question/Get a Stupid Answer

[jstar]

Next to the nickels.

How bout them tickles?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Sure, but I might be fickle...pshh...rhyming!

Are cellphones living creatures?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

No, they're plants.

[noparse]Why isn't this text green?[/noparse]

 

[Zorth]

Because you're the 3209th poster..

What is a paradox?

 

[Cel-Shaded Deku]

Pinocchio says: "my nose will grow now."

Why is the English language so stupid with it is rules?

 

[Zorth]

Because god said "Let there be grammar and rules.." and there was grammar and rules..

Is this a question?

 

[Wolf Sage]

Wolf Sage be trollin'



Wha... I there to Gan... it the deu... to go...?

 

[jstar]

When you go east for many mooñs!!!!!!

Ñ?

 

[MonkeyFightSquad]

^your mom.

why isint yellow black

 

[jstar]

Black and yellow, lack and yellow

Red, white & ___ ???

 

[:Zelda:Druggie:]

......Red again?

How do I break my knuckle-cracking addiction?

 

[romani64]

tape your hands together.

will i ever stop obsessing over portal 2 and actually get the game?

 

[SavageWizzrobe]

Yes, but only after you get the game and realize that it doesn't work.

Why won't your copy of Portal 2 work?

 

[romani64]

...because i put it in the computer the wrong way.

i love my role play friends, but i may never meet them in real life.
wat do?

 

[Wolf Sage]

When in doubt, sound it out. :yes:

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