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granted, but all your skin peels off and you die a horrible, painful death i wish my bowl of ice cream was coffee.

i wish for your head on a platter

too bad (just kidding) well, it tastes like old socks and blue egg yolk i wish i had used a surge protector

granted, but you can never stop I wish for 4 perfect gtx 480's, a perfect intel core i7 extreme edition, 32 gb of working ddr3 ram, a perfect acer 50" 1600p monitor, a 1000 watt psu, a liquid cooling system, a motherboard that supports all this, a beautiful case that fits this, somewhere to put...

granted, but they just sign up to troll you I wish the riddles thread was more popular

granted, but they're glasses made of suns I wish people would admit to ripping things off

Granted, but you wish your wish was a wish that was a wish that wished your wish was a fish I wish that everyone understood that

Granted, but you don't know how to operate it and shoot yourself in the head. I wish that the cake wasn't a lie :'(

Granted, but they're all just like the real thing! (I hate CN :P)

Granted, but, unlike kirby, you can't digest it. I wish everyones pants would asplode

Granted, but they never even made the ds lite and you can no longer play ST I still want living pants, but it would be nice if google chrome didn't think I clicked post twice ninja'd! Granted, but the cheese is the stupid chao from sonic. I wish mah friend would turn on his phone and/or get...

Granted, but you don't know how to operate it Granted, but you die for some reason :P I wish my pants were alive

Granted, but your killed by a flan I wish my nose wasn't stuffed

Granted, but your allergic. I wish my netbook's graphics card would support portal edit ninja'd! Granted, but it was counterfeit

I did wish. It was a direct edit. It was that I didn't get punished for... any of my... frequent murders... granted, but you wished that the chameleon would eat your face.

YAY! (sorry, lol) Granted, but it's me, and i kill you! I wish I didn't get punished for this murder or the... other ones... *shifty eyes*

Granted, but the deku scrub is pacifistic and keeps its deku nuts in its nose thing. They eventually build up and he hits his head, causing his head to explode, yours along with it. I wish that peahats95 would understand my joke :P

My computer is unsharpened? wha...? Granted, but it explodes when you lick it. I wish for a SHARPENED alienware psuedo-netbook WHOA! triple ninja'd!! Granted, but it was still a like-like I still wish for a SHARPENED alienware psuedo-netbook

Granted, but the horns are on the inside and you get impaled. I still want the same wish

Granted, but it is also a narcotic and you get arrested. I hold my previous wish for some delicious smelling salt The ninja got ninja'd by the ninja'd! I wish for a working alienware pseudo-netbook

Granted, but the one thing it can't protect you from is a too-heavy shield crushing you, and it weighs over 500,000 lbs. I wish for some smelling salt

Fine, whatever :P Granted, but the food is highly explosive and destroys the earth. I wish my feet would smell a bit better...

... I said NOT the chef. You've got to listen to the wishes. that was part... granted, but it is covered in mysterious entrails and forces it's way down your throat I wish for more pairs of pants and shorts my size.

Granted, but when it flies, it falls asleep and falls on you. I wish for linguine the noodles. Not the "chef".

granted, butt you wished that you would wish that you would wish etc. until you are stuck in an endless loop and your face explodes I wish that I became rich by moral means in the next 4 seconds.

Granted, but now all the plants and inanimate objects are after you! I wish there were no necessities in life, death, sleep, or the unconscious

Granted, but then fraaz blows up in your face killing you. I wish this video would get off the back of my head

granted. there is no need for corruption, but I have the means. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ouKJgoaTCY I wish this video were longer, but I didn't have to watch it.

Granted, but you turn into Lyra (the girl for heart gold/soul silver) and get killed by a hoppip. i wish it would rain babies ... Granted, but its only longer because everything runs in 2 fps. I keep my wish.

Granted, but then you sit on "deathbed: the bed that eats" by accident and start shooting at your crotch for some reason. I wish that movies like "Ginger Dead Man" never existed.

Granted, but it is one from Majora's Mask!!!! MWA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I wish my internet wouldn't keep dying. (like I don't know where this is going *eye roll*)

granted, but the back of your head explodes, leaving a giant black bulge that 20 spider legs shoot out of and a bunch of idiots come up to you and shoot your body until one zelda fan gets you right in the eye somehow destroying you almost instantly. I wish that I had typed "them" instead of...

Granted, but he is perfect and therefore comes back to life and tears out your spine leaving you an amorphous, paralyzed blob. I wish that everyones pants but my mine would catch on fire, killing the instantly!!