............... AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO F***ING HATES THE LORAX MOVIE?? Granted, I love all of Dr. Suess's books. They are instant classics and will never be forgotten, but all the animated movie transitions of the 21st century have all been crap!
Jon: I see this sparkle in your eye. You're like, "When I have *** I don't feel anything. When I eat (mumbles) I don't feel anything. When I'm on the Pokecenter battlefield, (whispers) I FEEL!"
Arin: *laughs*
Arin: *laughs*
Jon: Wooh! Wooh! I don't know if I feel so good anymore I think it's a little hot in here. (Can't understand the rest)
Arin: (makes a phone ringing sound) "Yes, hello." Hi, my psychiatrist...
Jon: *laughs*
Arin: "Yes, I keep telling you to call me Bill." Uh, I just had...
Jon: I like to touch base with the fans every once in a while.
Arin: Wow, I didn't know you were a pedophile.
Jon: We have adult fans! I can touch the adults!
Jon: (narrator voice) And there it was, Kirby had finally met the tuba of the lost city.
Arin: Can you move so I can ****in' get to you?
Jon: (narrator voice continued) Arin, I'll move.
Arin: Can you move so I can get to you?
Jon: (narrator voice) May I blow this tuba, or may this tuba blow...