Sorry I'm late boss, but the bridge over Gerudo Valley was broken and I had to race that crazy guy at the ranch to win a horse so I could jump over it. It was either that or find that longshot device in that temple under the lake, and you know how I'm not a good swimmer.
Sorry I'm late boss, but Kaepora Gaebora tricked me and asked if "I got all that" instead of if "I wanted to hear what he said again," and I replied "No."