Granted, but then your internet dies, and now you're the only one offline.
I wish that I had a free video game access card for all of my life at GameStop.
Wish granted, someone posts a wish, but it was inappropriate so it was deleted.
I wish that I could do ZeldaDungeon while playing Metroid:Prime at the same time.
Granted, the answer is 0, but then the whole "Math International Geek Association (MIGA)" made a new law that dividing is illegal.
I wish that I have a personal app on my brain that lets me keep up with what's happening on these forums. :hmm:
You pre-ordered SS without a Wii? Man, that's almost as crazy as jumping off a plane without a parachute!
Anyways, granted, but then the Wii breaks down and caught on fire.
I wish that I had a thousand dollars.
Granted, but the penguin doesn't have a license, and the both of you get arrested
I wish that I could play every musical instrument in the world perfectly.
Granted, but there's a secret ingredient that can poison you to death, oh and it tastes really bad too!
I wish that I had an all access free pass to Nintendo's goods, that lasts all of my life!
Granted, but he accidentally gives you a shrinking cap ( I forgot the official name, was it Minish Hat?), and shrinks you to the size of a Picori
I wish that I have the skills to make a GCN portable.
Granted, but a real Ninja comes up to your room and tells you to undo your wish, or else...
I wish that non-poisonous, non-choking tacos existed in Narnia.
Granted, but everyone becomes suuuuuper smart, that everything you believe in will be disproven (i.e. the sun is actually a chariot ridden by Apollo, because they disproved it)
I wish for a non-poisonous Taco.