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Granted but you die. I wish we didn't have to cross out every instance of "God", "Jesus Christ" or any of the sexual innuendo in our Little Shop of Horrors scripts.

granted, but the factory you got the milk from was very shady and the cow's teets were bleeding while she was being milked, they decided it would be best to make the milkshake strawberry flavored, so that they could say that they didn't use any artificial color. I wish my watermelon didn't have...

granted, but you're black. I wish to get the part of Seymour in my school's production of "Little Shop of Horrors" and NAIL it!

Granted but he dies. I wish for a computer that could play THE SIMS 2 smoothly.

granted but it turns into a SIDRAT that bites your subclavian artery and you bleed a slow painful death, watching the SIDRAT turn back into a TARDIS as you lose more and more blood, until you go unconscious, and breathe your last breaths on the cold hard floor of your mothers kitchen, where she...

granted, but you experience drowsiness, and other symptoms such as diarrhea, depression, death and dementia I wish someone would with Wii Music would be my Wii friend, so that we could share music videos with each other.

(tell me about it) Granted, but you get a crapload of homework throughout the whole year. I wish my rash would clear up.

Granted, but it already exists, so I am confused. I wish my Summer Assignment was completed right now.

Granted, but you post the wish here and everyone knows how truly disgusting of a person you are, with all of those tentacles, and you lose all of your friends and never make anymore so you grow old and lonely with your tentacle magazines and pet octopus who you eventually choke to death on. I...

You get AIDS I wish to live in a beautiful castle built on my family's farm when I grow up.

Granted, but humans use up the remaining non-sea salt and die from sodium deficiency. I gwish gweverygwun gwoke gwike gwis.

Granted, but an octopus finds your stash and grows so fat that he MAKES THE PLANET PLUMMIT TOWARDS THE SUN BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish I hadn't introduced my parents to netflix (all they...

Granted, but I had no idea who Bulma was, so I looked up "Bulma's Panties" and a bunch of porn came up before my dad walked in I wish for a free .epub download of "The Invention of Hugo Cabret" for my sister

granted, but everyone in the world gets so fat that the Earth starts plummeting into the sun because of all of the weight. I wish that Nickelodeon brought back "All That", and it was just as good as it was in the 90's

Granted, you got everything including bad luck, computer viruses, AIDS and malaria I wish my cat was smart enough to open and close the tap for whenever he wants a drink of water.

Granted, but the KKK gets angry and burns it at the stake. I wish for a free Wii U