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I have the cookie!

I walk into my kitchen and open the cookie jar.*takes cookie out of the cookie jar* I have a cookie. I then laugh at you because you are trying to keep a poisonous cookie that gets stolen all the time. While I laugh at you, you get mad and throw the cookie at me and you walk away. I HAVE THE...

I do something creative. (But I don't type it) I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I shoot you down and the cookie lands in my hands. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I was in the same tree and jump you. I then take the cookie to the center of the Earth to destroy it. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I push your avatar down, and while you are distracted, I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I do something incredibly fast. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I knock you out cold and I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I take the cookie before you leave. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

what's this, the cookie just fell into my hands. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I get clones of Aerosmith to distract you while I take the cookie. And then I control the clones, so I make them jump into a volcano and you follow them. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

*revives SwiftestPhantom and takes cookie from tecknokid* I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Haha, I knew you were going to get me back so that was just my clone you shot and he had a fake cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I destroy Aerosmith and you are devastated. When you are heartbroken and you don't pay attention to the cookie, I take it. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Thank you Cel-Shaded Deku, I am like Fawkes the Phoenix from Harry Potter and I have the ability to be reborn from the ashes. I go and and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

*dies from the poisoning* Can someone revive me, I don't have a fairy.

I don't try to fit in with everyone else, so I still have the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I teleport out of here and appear right where you are and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I very rudely ask for the cookie and you don't give it to me. I then say that I'm sorry for being so rude and you feel bad for me and give me the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I trip you and you drop the cookie into a bottomless pit. D: NO ONE HAS THE COOKIE!

HAHAHA, Dr. Evil is my friend and he would never shoot his "laser beam" at me. The only reason I went to the moon was because I was visiting him. So then we get some henchmen to steal the cookie from you to bring back to me, and then we shoot the "laser beam" at you. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

But remember, I can switch between human and ghost whenever I want. So, I turn back into a human and take the cookie from you, then I go to the moon. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I call up the Ghostbusters, and they are experts so they catch you in no time. Then they give me the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

While you cartwheel away, I knock you over and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Well for that, I take the cookie out of your hands. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

HAHA, I knew you were going to try to catch me, so I made a clone of myself and you just caught my clone. After you catch my clone, I use a harpoon on the cookie and I bring it back to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I am no longer a ghost, but I can turn into one whenever I want since I have been one already. *Flies by Kaleb and takes the cookie* I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I come and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Awesome, I'm not a ghost anymore! And no one noticed that I put a fishing line on the cookie when I had it before and I just tug it and I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I have returned, and I am no longer violent. Although, I am still a thief and I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

*shoots cup of milk and cookie becomes scared and comes back to me because it feels protected by the ghost with the gun* I HAVE THE COOKIE!

*shoots psychiatrist then shoots Justeazy* Don't summon me to a psychiatrist again! *flies after Komali then sends him into another dimension after taking the cookie* I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I'm back! How dare you take the cookie! *shoots Komali's eyes out and summons cookie* I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Too bad a ghost doesn't eat, so haha. *shoots both of Kaleb's hands so he can't carry the cookie anymore* And the cookie comes to me, it's rightful owner. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

*shoots Kaleb in the leg and summons cookie* I HAVE THE COOKIE!

*shoots Cel-Shaded Deku and summons cookie to me* Yay, I got another one! I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I am an invincible ghost that has the power to hold objects, like this sniper. *shoots Byrne and summons cookie* I then throw the cookie to my former team, Team PHANTOMLINK. Team PHANTOMLINK has the cookie!

I just sit back and watch all of you take the cookie from each other. And if I get the chance, I will snipe you. *shoots Kaleb in the head* woohoo, headshot! I DON'T HAVE THE COOKIE!

I ask you if I can wear your hat, and you forgot it was the cookie but you give it to me anyways. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

Ok, I take the cookie and use magic to get you out of the cookie, and then I clone my self a billion times and I clone the cookie a trillion times. I HAVE THE COOKIE(S)!

I destroy everything besides me and the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I conjure up a tornado and it sucks you up, and the tornado brings the cookie to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I set your cookie monster costume on fire and you drop the cookie and I take it. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

When you pick it up, I push you into the hole and take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

When you throw me off the cliff, I land on a UFO and it flies by you and I abduct the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I come by and and summon the cookie to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I know the secret of time travel, so I go back in time before you suck me into another dimension and I take the cookie from you and I escape. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

When you freeze me, you forgot you were wet and you accidentally freeze yourself. Now we are both frozen with the cookie on the ground. NO ONE HAS THE COOKIE! EDIT: I just thawed out and I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I engulf you in water and the cookie comes to me. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I kick you in the back and I take the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!