Search results for query: *

*goes to Kakariko village* *sits on awesome looking chair* *strokes random cat* *plots Hylian's demise*

Yes, yes we can ;) (Everyone now has full health because of the looong time that nobody has been fighting) *goes to wherever CB is and stabs him*

Hey......... *Teleports to the sacred realm and claims the Triforce* What? That's cheating, awwww.... *puts the triforce back and teleports to Kakariko village*

(I'm not sure you can jump that far or high on a horse but meh <.<) *pushes CB and his horse into the lake*

*Teleports to Lake Hylia and cuts down the rope bridges and stands on that little island where Kaepora Gaebora is as a child in OoT* Goron proof :D

*locks herself in a Gerudo prison cell* I think I'm on my last hit :mellow:

*blank expression* ....ouch? *feebly throws a pebble at @lex MM, viciously throws a dagger at Kokirion*

*stabs CB* How dare you invade my Gerudo friends?!

*throws a cup of hot cocoa at CB* :devil:

*teleports to where BM is* hehehe :devil:

*teleports to Gerudo fortress, puts up a new flag, and teleports to Kakariko village*

*teleports to the top of death mountain* *stabs a random goron*

*teleports to the inside of the fortress* Well it's safe in here at least :devil:

*teleports out the village* *Gets a lawyer and sues ComposerBrother and Kokirion for property damage* :devil:

*Teleports to Hyrule field* Oh. Nobody's here. Oh well. *Teleports all the awesome exciting stuff back to Kakariko village*

we don't have fairies, people just revive you once you die. *shoots CB with an arrow* Why is everyone targeting me? :kawaii:

*stabs CB again* 3/5 3030303030

*Teleports to CB and stabs him* 4/5

No they can't. It's in big writing on the first post.

(And Hylians putting up an unbreakable barrier would be completely unfair, if any race were to have that ability it would be the Gerudo)

(Impa teleports at the start of the game after talking to her and Zelda, also Sheik has a harp, not an ocarina)

(We don't have fairies, you just have to rely on an ally to heal you) *stabs HoT again* I have 3/5 hits left.

(You can't do that) *Teleports to HoT and stabs him *

The Sheikah (and probably the Gerudo as well) declare war on the Goron/Hylian/Zora alliance! *poses dramaticly*

(You have a better variety of attacks when you run out of stuff) *Stabs Kokirion* 12 hours left for you *Teleports back to Kokiri forest and blows up the rocks blocking the enterence*

(No, but it means that after you have run out of bombs/arrows/etc you have 2 unlimited attacks instead of 1)

(Being able to pick up stuff gives you 2 unlimited attacks, unlike any other race) *points a dagger at Kokirion's throat* Hmmmm, Perhaps I shall spare your life goron, that is, if you can make it worth my while.... :devil:

(No attacks deal double damage) *stabs Kokirion* 3/5

*teleports to death mountain before the bomb goes off, then stabs Kokirion* 4/5

(After 24 hours your hits go back up to 5) *stabs Kokirion again* 4/5 hits left

*teleports to Kokiri forest* (I think I'm there already, but just to make sure) *stabs Kokirion* I have 5/5 hits left.

Like what happened in the last game......

*Jumps down in front of THP* I request an alliance between the Sheikah and the Kokiri! If you deny you can expect a war that not even all of your people and your alliances combined can hope to win, so, what do you say?

*teleports out the cell* DracoMajora, as you are targeted the most you should probably stay in the cell for a while. *Warps to Kakariko village, grabs a bow and 20 arrows and warps to Kokiri forest*

Yes, Ember, please stop making up some story to go along with the game >:C

*Teleports out the cell to Zora river, leaving the 2 random Gerudo extremely confused* Congratulations Zora, you have now doomed the whole of Hyrule to dehydration :( *Teleports back to the cell*

*A couple of random Gerudo walk into the room with the cell* 'Woah, why is there a random crossdresser in that cell?' >:C

I can teleport myself out whenever I want <.<

(Why is everyone ganging up on me? :() *teleports to Gerudo fortress and locks herself in a cell*

(We don't have bottles/bottle items. CB. Also disguising doesn't teleport you to where the original person it)

When did you guys make allies? O.o (SheikahWarrior disguises as Ember Incubus)

(I don't think it's fair to attack someone who sin't online and can't fight back, CB)

*turns around and sees Kokirion* What business do you have here in my village, Goron?

*is sitting in her house in Kakariko Village* It sure is boring around here *stretches* I just wonder what the Gorons are up to?

Yes but I gave it an awesomer, less boring name.

At the start of the game all of the races are against eachother, but as the game goes on the races can make/break bonds or declare war with eachother. Each race has a leader who will make final decisions on wars/friendships etc, and a Sage, who will hold the medallion for each race. You can kill...