I take you to a haunted house with a rope and threaten you to give me the cookie or i dump you in lava so you give me the cookie and i put you in jail with zelda games awesome music and stuff and you forget about the cookie but 4 hours later you say"I want my cookie!!!!!!!but i still leave you...
but i make my magic wand make rayquaza throw you into the see and rayquaza comes back to me with the cookie and creates a force field with un beatable wolves under my control you have to dump acid on us...oh wait!loli have cookie!Bet you know what to do now right?drop acid on me!
i bring a tiny tiny teeny hamster right up to you and i demand you to watch over it.then i leave.you have to put the cookie down so the hamster won't get poisoned then i steal the cookie and snap my fingers!then i run away and the hamster opens its mouth rrrrrreally wide and burps in your...