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(A) Use her as a mannequin for making your snowman. (Q) I'm obsessed with cleanliness. How do I get rid of my obsession?

(A) Make a new update by yourself, for yourself. Don't worry about coding, because coding's so easy that anyone could do it. And above all, KEEP IT A SECRET FROM EVERYONE. (Q) I'm bad at a certain game. How can I improve?

(A) The moon, because you'll be the first one to live there. Not to mention the beautiful views! It'll be really expensive, but don't worry about that, because on the moon there is no need for money. (Q) My car broke down. How can I fix it?

(A) Stay up more! Clearly you don't ever need to sleep again, and you can always be productive. (Q) The reset button on my N64 no longer works! What should I do?

(A) Buy lottery tickets and use the exact same strategy. It's proven that you WILL win eventually, no matter how unlikely it seems. Then use your lottery winnings to pay off those fines and then do whatever you want with the rest! (Q) I just dislocated my shoulder. What should I do next?

(A) First, you need to get yourself a gun and some ammo, which may or may not be legal, but who cares? Then, when you get home, load your gun, then fire at anything that you think connects your computer to the internet. (Q) I have ringing in my ears. What do I do to get rid of it?

(A) Buy him everything he wants and needs, including a new car and a new house. That's the best apology ever. Oh, and by the way, you can afford all of that. Debt is not a real thing, it's only in your head. Also, he'll give you the same thing in return. (Q) I'm gaining too much weight. What...

(Q) If someone doesn't want to play Smash with you, that someone isn't your best friend. Go find a new one. (A) I have a bad cough that won't go away. What should I do to relieve it?

(A) Eat rat poison to kill yourself, then in your new, ethereal state, go to the attic and befriend the ghost, since you two will be able to relate with one another easily. Show the ghost a better place to haunt that's more fun! (Q) My computer keeps randomly crashing. What can I do to fix it?

(A) Burn the lump. It will level out. (Q) I can't sleep at night any more because of debt. What should I do?