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Using a portal gun, I still fail. Then I call my bird. YAY

And because your post has nothing to do with this page AT ALL.... the cookie is still intact. However, I realized that it was a never never never ending hole... not a damn sky.

1000 years have passed and the Ice Age has ended. After the 1000 years of a cold sleep, I have became stronger, faster and smarter. I snatch the cookie and dive into off a platform into the sky below.

I order my Loftwing to chase after you, but he goes to fast and leaves me behind, and travels through time. As I landed on the rocky surface, another Ice Age became upon the area.

1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years later, I awaken from my fiery sleep. Then, when I shoot up with awesome Sheikah skills and call my Loftwing, I encounter Lukemon dropping the cookie into the volcano. I dive in, grab the cookie...

-Dead- . .

However, I only convinced him that I didn't want to suicide, and jumped into the lava anyway. WAIT. NO COOKIE?

-Sneaks in swiftly, grabs all of the cookie crumbs and forges them together, then jumps into a volcano, submerges into the lava with the cookie and dies with the cookie- No body be a douche and godmod.

I become a skeleton. Well crap.

I destroy the cookies and then enforce the rules of the game. 1. YOU ARE NOT ALOUD TO MAKE A COOKIE, IT DESTROYS THE PURPOSE. So I take the cookie...

Obviously not. Kempster bots come out armed with swords and guns, and my entire storage of Pokemon come out to attack. Using the power of the Chaos Emeralds, I turn Super Kemp, destroy you, grab the master sword, put every Pokemon in each of their Pokeballs and hit the self destruct button. I...

And I catch it. I then make Death Egg III, Wield the master sword and has my Pokemon team at my side.

I desperately hold on, snatch the cookie, but fall. -Epic fall like Gollum-

Then I go back before the last cookie was ever made.

I am revived by a cup of Lifenoodles, I push Clash in, grab the cookie, close the door, slaughter Dr. Andonuts and throws the cookie into the sun.

But the magma comes crashing into you, I come out, grab the cookie, run for my life, jump onto my mini plane and fly away. Then, I enter the Absolutely Safe Capsule(Which is absolutely undamageable, even going to the Sun's core won't scratch it) with the cookie. And then I realized the door...

I snatch the cookie after a reckless fight, and fall into a volcano, falling epicly. Suddenly, I splash into the lava and scurry to get atop, sinking in.

Ninten: I have a big imaginatio to and have high intention in writing Fiction novels. And I see you like Mother....... I copy uuuu I pull 7 needles to awaken the dark dragon sleeping under the Earth, and it destroys the Earth. The cookie is on the back of the Dragon. I approach the last cookie...

Weird. There was a boy called Byrne about 10 who loved the pirates of the Carribean, too. he had an older sister, too. But I take the cookie anyway

-Is still stalfos- Wow, this has been awkward

But I reverse time, and sit on the timer. So I am stuck again ._.

-Uses the triforce of power to break free- I AM GANONDORF! NOW I SHALL RESTORE MY CLOTHES! Darn not enough power and now I am in my undies.

Over 9000 years has past and I am still burnt and Stalfos. It's time to. Grab the cookie. But the hardened lava is locking me down. I haven't had the cookie for a while now.

I am freed from Volvaliga, tamed him, went to Winter Forest, set it on fire, fell of volvalgia. Volvalgia exploded and lava splatted on me ankles and wrists, the snow froze it, I was trapped, deh end

-Sleeps for 1000 years, of which I turn into a stalfos, freeze, Death Mountain erupts, I am free from the ice, stuck in sand, regain parts of my body and needs cookie for growth. I now beg with a dragon on Death Mountain... too only realize it's Volvalgia... Who ate me... And poop me out and...

I am still a pancake. With coco on top....

I chase you in A Pork Bean and catches the Cookie. :D

Screw you. That explosion made me naked and bald. But I am out of that form again :D SO WERE THAT COOKIE GO

AHA! I can use PK powers.... Wait, srsly? Do I only get that many skills? FINE! Healing! Yay! Now I am normal! But still squashed... and there is no PP left... D:

I am as flat as a pancake, and can not do nothing. -silence- DAMNNNNN

-Opens up Mummy's bra- FOUND IT! -Dance-

But the radiation gave me invincibility, so I claim the cookie and listens to Volcano Inferno from Mother 3 in the deep depths of magma of Death Mountain

A mutated child with 8 eyes, red and blue stripy skin, 50 toes, 30 belly buttons, 100000 of eyes, 3 fingers and 7 hearts races towards Big Octo and grabs the cookie

Or I can just use PK Love Omega and take it. Done :D

I, once again, is flown high spped out the volcano, I fly past you, grab the cookie, but it slips.

I am still zooming at high speed after being shot from the volcano, And I decided to crash into everyone to melt the ice. Then, I grab my trusty rope snake and cling onto Articuno, chases after Ice Sage, grabs the cookie, and falls into another volcano, sinking into the Lava with the cookie in...

And we used your cookie instead. I am launched out the volcano at high speed, go zooming past Big Octo and I take the cookie.

I dodged from this disappearance, do a victory dance, land on a slab, the slab sinks in, and I am submerged in the fiery depths

I hop through the portal with my Drago and uses a tail whip to beat you up and I grab the cookie. I then make the ultimate sacrifice to end it once and for all and hop into Fire Mountain

/me is revived with a nice beating from the Rope Snake, and I grab the cookie, because you didn't claim it, summon a Drago, and I rode the huge green dinosaur thing...

I use PK Love, roll into the volcano Goron Style, grab the cookie, summons a dragon, flies out of Erupting Mount Doom because the chef there is horrible at making Lava soup, and flees to Fire Mountain in the land of Mother 3

-Uses Song of Soaring to warp to Clock Town, chases Sakon to the milk bar, shoos the robber with the bomb bag and he explodes, affecting pizzavato, steals the cookie, strums the Requiem of Spirit on my Fish guitar, runs into the Spirit temple, killed by flying jars, cookie is out of my grasp...

- Goron Mask - SPIKES ACTIVATE! -Rolls into blue eyed beast- That's MY Cookie! -Rolls to Death Mountain and hides in a secret base under the depths of lava., waterproof, fireproof, shockproof, invincible indestructable metal-