I convince Chimneyswift11's entire army of YouTube subscribers to hunt you to the ends of the earth, retrieve the cookie, and bring it to me. I DON'T HAVE THE COOKIE YOT, BUT IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF--WAIT, THERE IT IS!
I detonate a twenty-megaton bomb under your feet and fuse the vapoized cookie back into a solid state with my mind.
I HAS THE (SLIGHTLY MANGLED) COOKEH!!!!!!!!!