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I suck you into space. I take the cookie.

I shove you into the same room as the girls in my class *shiver* I gots teh cookie!

I use my powers of amnesia to eliminate all memory of the teams, and while you're all stumbling around momentarily stupified, I steal the cookie. I HAVE THE COOKIE!

I kick you in the back of the face, killing you. I got teh cookie.

I, using alchemy, turn your door into a puddle, kick you in the back of the face, and take the cookie. My. Frickin. COOKIE!!!

I buy a rubber cookie and, faster than the eye can see, switch the cookies. Tengo la galleta! Yo no hablo Inglés. Yo hablo Español.

I take TP ganondorf's sword, dip it in lava until it's white hot, stab you with it, and take the cookie from your bubbling corpse. TEH COOKIE BE MINE!