I uh...sarcasm doesn't translate very well through the vehicle of text and I think I saddened you about moblins so I'm just going to keep quiet on this one.
I don't believe musicality exists in the public eye today. The "musicians" promoted by world media are people who can sing in a way that many people find pleasing. Somebody else plays the instruments, somebody else writes the music, somebody else writes the lyrics, somebody books the tours and...