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(A) Hire a search team to locate it! (Hey, maybe you can use your lottery earnings to fund them!) (Q) I got locked out of my ZD account because I can't remember my password. How should I try to recover it?

*ahem* "Zelda13, I hate your siggy. It's so bad it makes me :kawaii:. It reminds me of grossness, and vomit. Please change it, you'll be doing yourself, and everyone else a favor." Oh, and also, you should just sleep through the quiz. You'll probably fail, but at least you won't have to deal...

(A) Language. Of any kind. If they talk to you, run for it! Hey, better safe than sorry, right? (Q) I hate someone's signature on ZD. What should I say to them?

(A) Travel to your nearest magic teleporter store, and buy a magic teleporter. Then smash it to pieces (preferably with a large hammer) and reassemble it. Once it is reassembled, you would ideally be able to instantly teleport to any magical nonexistent worlds. Since it runs on the incredibly...