I can never talk to a girl without being: 1) too nice 2) too pervy 3) too annoying or 4) two or all of the above. The likelihood of finding an attractive girl who finds me attractive and still likes me after all of that? Based on past experiences it's pretty slim.
I had food poisoning yesterday, Notre Dame lost the national championship, school is boring as ****, I've been dwelling on not talking to a girl on spring break for the past 10 months, and all I want to do right now is go on spring break which is 2 months away and I'm worried it won't live up to...