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Granted. Zelda is now Tingle. I wish I could have a muffin.

Granted, but they're so quiet now that they scare you. I wish people knew the difference between Clawshots and Hookshots...

Granted. The world has now been blown up. I wish I was a professional Zelda player...

Granted, but since work = play, play = work, so work = play = work = play, you basically just locked yourself into a neverending loop. I wish I could understand time travel.

Granted. Now everything that was once blue is now orange. I wish homework was nonexistent.

Granted, but then she won't post on any other thread. I wish I had a pencil.

Granted. You have the perfect banana, but then you trip and fall, and the banana gets run over by a truck. I wish I knew how to read Japanese.

Granted, but by wishing that wish, the steak unleashes the paradox on you. I wish for a tablet.

Granted. The poster who made you wish that wish now feels terrible for forgetting to wish a wish because it was the first time she'd ever forgotten a wish, and now you also feel terrible for wishing that wish. I wish that my avatars wouldn't go down in quality when I try to upload them to...

Granted, but then other people start bothering you. I know, but not recently. :c

Granted, but since your wallet is so big, you're unable to hold anything else. I wish that the "Count to 100 Before a Mod Posts" thread would finally count to 100.

Granted, but it's literally just the can. I wish for a bunny.

Since the last two wishes haven't been corrupted yet: Granted. The original "Attempt to be the Largest Thread in ZD History" has been deleted, so the competitor thread has nothing to compete with anymore. Granted, but then they stop releasing Zelda games outside of Japan. I wish for a perfect...

Granted, but then Blue-Eyes White Dragon comes and uses its Burst Stream of Destruction on you, causing you to dramatically scream in agony as your Life Points drop to 0. I wish I had a friendly dolphin.

Granted. Now, everybody else does. I wish mosquitoes didn't exist.

Granted, but then you forget how to and then spend the rest of your life still trying to beat it. I wish that I knew where Waldo was.

Granted. It's now at such a cold temperature that if you go up there, you freeze instantly. I wish for Sonic the Hedgehog.

Granted, but the fastest you can fly is at a snail's pace, and you're now unable to walk. I wish for a tub of butter.

Granted, but somebody throws some dental shampoo at you for an unrelated reason, and you die. I wish people would stop calling Link "Zelda."

Granted, but then there will be wishes about The Last Airbender. I wish to see Zuko.

Granted, but you're well-known for being stuck-up and arrogant because you're too popular. I wish I had Pabu. ;_;

Granted, but then you develop amnesia and forget how to play. I wish I had a door.

Granted, but it won't stop giving you calculations. I wish for world peace.

Granted, but then they turn on you and destroy everything around them. I wish for a wish.

Granted, but your visions of the future all last half a second, and they all have nothing to do with you. I wish for a perfect world.

Granted, but they accidentally filled it with roaches. I wish I was a talented artist.

Granted, but then they complain about how they can't complain about you not capitalizing letters. I wish for a turkey.

Granted, but then it lights up in flames. I wish to be the greatest Pokemon Master the world has ever known.

Granted, but it took you 25 years. I wish for Zelda Wii U to be the best game ever.

Granted, but you'll never be able to take it off. I wish for that one song with the music.

Granted, but then the Skull Kid comes along and steals all of them. I wish that this wish will not be corrupted.