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Granted, but now you sound ridiculous. I wish I had practiced for my upcoming playing test for band.

Granted, but it grows in foot-long strands that are too hard for scissors to cut. I wish that the Hitchhiker's Guide didn't end so abruptly.

Granted, but it can still never, EVER live up to bacon. I wish for bacon.

Granted, but only to newts. I wish I was a newt.

Granted, but you were playing one of the Philips CD-i games, instead. I wish for an alternate bartering system, instead of using money.

Granted, but you don't like any of them. I wish I had a working copy of Pokemon Crystal.

Granted, but you become illiterate. I wish the pilgrims to the Americas hadn't killed off so many natives.

Granted, but you break the game. I wish for a swish. And more rhymes.

Granted, but you lose your voice ten minutes before you go on. I wish. science progressed faster.

Granted, but you move to Soviet Russia. Now everything is a master of you. I wish r/Zelda had more submissions.

Granted, but everything you're allergic to disappears. You happen to be mildly allergic to light and sound. I wish the papacy would go to Morgan Freeman.

Granted, but they become corrupted no matter what. I wish for more mirrors. .srorrim erom rof hsiw I

Granted, but the good ending turned out to be a super tear jerker and gave you too many feels. I wish my copy of Radiant Historia got to my house faster.

Granted, but they all turn terrible. I wish I had more ice cream. Specifically mint chocolate chip.

Granted, but now it was written by M. Night Shamalamadingdong and had a really bad twist ending. I wish things weren't so confusing.

Granted, but every mirror shatters and everyone goes blind, making it moot. I wish I wasn't quite so bored.

Granted, but Ganondorf kills Link and it becomes a living hell. I wish I had the patience to continue any one of my Final Fantasy games.

Granted, but they're too small to let them fly. I wish I had telekinesis.

Granted, but Mexico then takes over your country (I'm assuming the USA), and cats migrate. I wish my earbuds don't constantly go dead.

Granted but... but... I can't bring myself to ruin bacon. So you lose your tongue, instead. I wish for more time.

Granted, but now you have to talk to MEEEE! I wish I was around some of my friends more.

Granted, but everyone in the world suddenly goes deaf. I wish my Nuzlocke run of Sapphire was easier.

Granted, but society suddenly turns everyone into nudists and everyone frowns upon clothing. I wish pumpkins were back in season.

Granted, but you now share his massive cocaine addiction. I wish Symphony of the Goddesses came back to my area.