My ears bled back in because I listened to Bleed it Out by Linkin Park and since my ears were already bled out it bled them back in and gave me the magical ability to summon cookies.
I summoned the cookie and left.
That planet was Mistyka, a planet I made up. I know every inch of the place, so I found you, shot you in the foot with an M1 Grand, and took the cookie as you cringed in pain.
I hate Google Translate, so I never translated it, and you never got the cookie in the first place.
While you sit there confused, I take the cookie from Cabbage. OWNAGE