On a more serious note I don't have any tattoos or piercings myself. My tastes change so frequently that I'm sure before long I would regret the tattoo.
I cannot stand piercings or tattoos. If you have a piecing expect me to rip it out promptly upon meeting you. I hate all piercings as it reminds me of safety pins you use for babies diapers. Yuck. I would never get any myself.