Your body escaped, but I was the only one keeping you and your mind alive, so, by extent, you killed yourself and all the other minds I was holding! For us, we are dead! There is now nothing to claim!!!!!!!!
I travel back in time and claim the hill long before anyone knows of its importance. (BTW you guys should check out my knew thread, its called Epic Adventur)
a kind necromancer punches you in the face and throws you into a pool full of sharks. He then revives me, yet only for me to sacrifice myself and return as the sage of sarrow. I destroy the entire universe. I claim the empty world!
You claim the hill with valor. You then realize that it was a dream, and you wake up a hill you claimed in reality, satisfied with the outcome. I then lure away with ice cream.
I claim the hill!