Scary movie on Halloween. I also watch in on Valentine's Day because I loathe it
WYR watch John Carpenter's The Thing or Joss Whedon's The Cabin in The Woods?
Circus
WYR see Link as the reluctant object of affections for a girl besides Zelda or a cool, if slightly overprotective, older brother who takes Aryll under his wing and teaches her how to use a sword?
Spatula as the Master Sword
Using the actual sword for anything besides its intended purpose would actually be dishonorable
WYR watch Beware the Batman or Teen Titans Go?
Woof. I'd show Butch Hartman what dogs are supposed to sound like and show my opposition towards Sparky.
WYR have a super mode like the Mega Evolutions in Pokemon or multiple forms with their own powers like in Ben 10?
Haunter. At least that's an attack whereas the other option is just... wrong
WYR have a cheeseburger blended into a smoothie or a slice of pepperoni pizza blended into a smoothie?
Space Invader
WYR be the classic Predacon (as in you turn into one animal of your choosing and you're roughly human sized) or a Prime Predacon (a prehistoric Transformer who is large than even Megatron and turn into a big prehistoric dragon)?
Farmer
WYR John Hurt have been a future incarnation of the Doctor or the renounced incarnation?
(Those who saw "The Name of the Doctor" will know what I mean)
Land, because there's no such thing as a flying or swimming dinosaur. Seriously, look it up, pteranodon, plesiosaur and the like weren't dinosaurs
WYR pilot a mecha or command a dragon?
Cards... you never said they couldn't be Yu-Gi-Oh cards.
WYR live in a world were Sym-Bionic Titan got all the episodes it deserved or a world where Annoying Orange was never thought up?
TV show. I'd show them what the network that cancelled them prefers so we'd storm their offices together.
WYR have your own Megazord or have the coolest weapon if you were a Power Ranger?
I have both, so no need to choose.
WYR live with "Link" always saying "EXCUSE ME PRINCESS!" everyday and everytime or with Optimus Prime saying "Hold on to your dreams, the future is built on dreams" just ONCE and when you really need it?