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*yawns* what do they teach u in Oklahoma? how to b cute? :-P

No. Just no.
You don't stoop so low as to insult my state. That is f*cking crossing the line.

Oooh, I'm scared! Plz, any Tennessean could whoop anybody from Oklahoma

I AM just kidding, I dont got nothing against Oklahoma or the people there

I was gonna say, if you keep insultin' Oklahoma I would've personally beaten you with a metal bat until you were Black, Purple, and Red!

I dont mean nothing against Oklahoma. U on the other hand, I aint scared

Oh what, you wanna fight me girl? I'm not afraid to defend my honor, mo matter how uncivilized it is to hit a woman!

I didn't say that. Just said I wasn't scared

And just to b sure, u know I'm just picking at u, right? I dont got nothing against u

You will be when I personally bind you to a chair and force you to listen to The Song that Doesn't End for 10 hours STRAIGHT!

Wait, what? I thought you were serious.

Hey, I love that song! No kiddin, I sang it for two hours straight

You'll get tired of it, don't worry... you will...

U wanna bet? :-P

Do you wanna get hit in the face by a frying pan?

Doesn't actually hurt as bad as u would think it does

Alright then, not a frying pan. I could just bear hug ya until you can't breathe...

Eh, breathings overrated

Breathing is also VITAL.
And bear hugs hurt your SPINE.

Eh