*lip quivers* WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!¡!!!!!!!
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Bri b
Swordbomb
...cr*p...
Uh... don't cry! Don't cry! I... uh... have chocolate! Yea, I have chocolate!
*pulls out a brand new bag of Snack Sized Hershey's Chocolate Bars.*
Uh... don't cry! Don't cry! I... uh... have chocolate! Yea, I have chocolate!
*pulls out a brand new bag of Snack Sized Hershey's Chocolate Bars.*
Bri b
:-) okay!!
Swordbomb
*opens bag and sets it in your lap*
Now don't cry! You have free chocolate!
Now don't cry! You have free chocolate!
Bri b
But I dont want any more chocolate... *lip quivers*
Swordbomb
Uh... don't cry!
Uh... Cheez-Its! I'll just go beat the stuffing out of Merasmus for the cure!
Uh... Cheez-Its! I'll just go beat the stuffing out of Merasmus for the cure!
Bri b
WWWAAAAHHHHH!!!!!! I HATE CHEEZ-ITSS!!!!!!
Swordbomb
SHADDUP CHEEZ0-ITS ARE AWESOME.
Bri b
Nope! Now go get my barbie doll! U placed the spell, u pay for it!! "All magic comes with a price, Deary!" -Rumplestilskin
Swordbomb
I didn't place the spell! Merasmus did it!
Grr.... *pauses for a moment*
I know how to get rid of the price... Eh heh heh...
*goes into closet, and comes out with a shotgun*
Let's go hunting for Merasmuses, sweetheart! I'm sure we'll get ourselves something good!
Grr.... *pauses for a moment*
I know how to get rid of the price... Eh heh heh...
*goes into closet, and comes out with a shotgun*
Let's go hunting for Merasmuses, sweetheart! I'm sure we'll get ourselves something good!
Bri b
*rubs head as I return to normal* what just happened? and what am I doing with these cheez-its?
Swordbomb
Aww... The Soldier killed Merasmus before I could...
Oh well! Spell broken, back to whatever!
*tosses shotgun back into closet, as it was unloaded, and slams the door shut*
Oh well! Spell broken, back to whatever!
*tosses shotgun back into closet, as it was unloaded, and slams the door shut*
Bri b
You'll never believe it, I just had the weirdrst dream, but it WS all ur fault to begin with!! :-P
Swordbomb
NO IT WAS NOT!
*throws marshmallows, bread, and eventually a frozen pound of Hamburger Meat at you*
*throws marshmallows, bread, and eventually a frozen pound of Hamburger Meat at you*
Bri b
*glares* you gotta do better than that, sweetheart
Swordbomb
Why in the world did you just call me sweetheart? I AM NOT MARRIED TO YA, MISSY!
*throws a 1980's Television at you*
*throws a 1980's Television at you*
Bri b
Nope, but where I come from, call in someone sweetheart is a passive aggressive way of patronizing them
Swordbomb
Girl, where I come from sweetheart is what you nickname yer spouse. Oklahoman's rule o' thumb.
Bri b
Tn rule o'thumb, call anybody anything u wanna. If they dont like it, nail em tween the eyes
Swordbomb
Alright then, ya big head wanka! I'll nail ya so hard they'll have to glue yer head back together before they can send you off to Heaven!
*Pulls out a sniper rifles, and aims right between your eyes*
*Pulls out a sniper rifles, and aims right between your eyes*