Yay I'm glad to here =D So here is what I have so far,
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Moment 1: Eggs
One day in the Akatsuki hideout...
Itachi: I need someone to go buy eggs.
Deidara: Pass. Tell Konan to do it.
Itachi: Ugh! Fine I'll get someone else to do it! You better be careful, though, or I'll un-invite you to my birthday party!
Deidara: As if I would come. You're already Boss's favorite. Imagine all the birthday presents you'll get from him!
Itachi: That's why I need the eggs! So I can bake him a cake and suck up to him!
Deidara: Hey You can't suck up to Madara! He already likes you enough since you're both Uchiha, and both Mangekyo Sharingan users. He only likes two other people more! In second place is you're lil bro, Sasuke, and in first is, obviously, HIMSELF! Now be quiet. This thing could blow any second unless I finish it in peace!
Itachi: Well excuse me PRINCESS!
Sasori: *walks into the room* Okay, what is going on here....?
Itachi: Sasori, go buy some eggs!
Deidara: Hey partner. Don't buy the eggs, Itachi just wants to suck up to the boss, AGAIN.
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Moment 2: Kisame Is Sexist?!
Kisame: Hey guys, back from buying bread from the mini-mart that Itachi thinks is BIG!!! Who wants some?
Itachi: Kisame, make me a sandwich!!!!!!
Kisame: NO! That's a woman's job!!! Konan! Make Itachi a sandwich!
Itachi: Kisame, I didn't know you were sexist! Btw don't touch my Star Wars collection!
Kisame: By the way Itachi, that Obi Wan Kenobi figure #847 deluxe was MINE before YOU stole it!!!
And I'm NOT sexist!!!!!
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Moment 3: Kisame Is A Cannibal
Kakuzu: Itachi, what kind of eggs do you want?
Itachi: Cuccu eggs, imported straight from Kakariko Village... Kisame, your a cannibal! I saw you eating a fillet 'o' fish the other day!
Kisame: But it's good... Btw the Kakariko egg plant was bombed by some weird ninjas.
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Hope You find it funny ^=^ The more feedback I get, the better lawl