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so im thinking of getting a tattoo but first i want some critique, please let me know if theres any glaring anatomical errors with this

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you ever watched kona before? He's so funny and adorable

We’re going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get the poison, the poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison, off the menu.

using my trusty frying pan as a drying pan

Hello, I was wondering if I could interest you in your life extended warranty. According to my data here, it has, quite frankly, run out. We can give you a great deal, at only 300 dollars a month for life insurance. I assure you that this is only a little bit better than some of the most expensive options out there. I implore you to consider our various plans.

this is a joke.

It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies
and sex on TV
But where are those good old fashioned values
On which we used to rely
Lucky there’s a family guy
Luckily there’s a man who
Positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
He’s a family guy

Yes, this is an actual line from the show