Recent content by Kingwobbly

I'm going away for three months for work starting in Feb, so I won't be able to play this until May. I'm so distressed. I'll have been waiting for this bastard game for almost 3 years by the time I get to play.

In Ocarina of Time you can wear masks which change what people say to you, commenting on how you look cute/scary or whatever else. I think it would be brilliant in Breath of the Wild if you could find a green tunic and all it does is make people think you're cosplaying as the hero of time and...

I want to be able to saddle a guardian and ride it around the map like a tank.

There'll be one for temporary health, one for damage resistance, one for cold resistance, extra stamina, increased flurry rush duration, movement speed, restore item durability and of course the guardian potion which will make you shoot beams out of your face like a guardian. Pew pew.

If you zoom in really close on Link's eyeballs, the reflection is actually a distorted picture of a gay couple in the shower.

Why don't they just make Zelda a man? Why do they have to be lesbians? Do you have something against Male gay couples?

It's Linkle.

Challenge mode: Only heal yourself with parts from fallen enemies. Bokoblin liver and keese wing stew. Yum.

Download itunes on the Sheikah slate.

It depends on the design of the dungeons for me. Some dungeons I really enjoy such as the Dragon Roost temple from WW, Spirit temple in OoT and the forest temple in TP. Some temples are just an absolute ball ache though, like the water temple in Oot, the water temple in MM, the water temple in...

With the addition of degradable weapons and armour, it looks like rupees will actually be worth collecting in this game. Unfortunately they don't pop out of every bush, rock and jar any more, so I was thinking about the best way to potentially make money. In OoT you could pick up a fish and...

You will be able to count Link's eyelashes and the details on the grass will be so good that you will actually be able to smell them.

I'll find the toughest looking horse then go fight as many over world bosses as I can find.

I think Zelda 3: Breath of the Wild Hunt looks like a great game. I like the art style even though I think some of the animations look a little goofy. Choosing armor and weapons you pick up along the way is a great addition, but makes me wonder how the master sword will come into play. Since...

What is a joke is saying "we have big news on Monday" and then the big news is Minecraft coming to Wii U. Nice one Nintendo. Anyway, when it comes to the TP remake, adding a slightly updated texture pack (one inferior to textures I've seen on modded versions of the game) doesn't make an old game...